Flipit & B-Side Rag on the Housewives…Again

28 Comments

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   Rebecca Fialkowski
   Posted February 4, 2011 at 3:52 pm

   Is there a link i can type in? Cant access from my iphone and my laptop died

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   Betsy Furman
   Posted February 4, 2011 at 4:33 pm

   You guys are amazing. I see Big Brother in your future.

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted February 4, 2011 at 4:52 pm

   Flipit, you and B-Side are great on this podcast, but you mocking Kim’s (Atlanta) singing of “The Ring Didn’t Mean A Thing!” pushed me over the edge! Keep up the good work! Is this podcast available via Itunes? Where can we access it?

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   Rebecca Fialkowski
   Posted February 4, 2011 at 5:25 pm

   That would be awesome if it was on itunes i could view it there! No pic shows up for me to click on my iphone – damn i so want to listen!
   T o

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   sarcasatire
   Posted February 4, 2011 at 6:16 pm

   Rebecca, try this: http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/12460183

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   Rebecca Fialkowski
   Posted February 4, 2011 at 6:44 pm

   @sarcasatire I LOVE YOU!! ty it works k im gonna go watch now – just wanted to send u some luv and thanks b4

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   Robinez
   Posted February 4, 2011 at 8:16 pm

   Dear flipit, You have HUGE hands.. just sayin’ lol

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   shantigal
   Posted February 4, 2011 at 9:59 pm

   Excellent podcast fellas. I pray that Kim ends up in a Lifetime movie or two. The Kim Richards Story: From Witch Mountain to Bitch Hills. She would play herself from childhood to present. Special guest appearance, Camille Grammer as Paris Hilton.

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   Anastasia Beaverhausen
   Posted February 4, 2011 at 10:17 pm

   Ah damn Flipit! U out done yo’self with the podcast and the prompt ass recap. You musta been my mama’s icon, cuz she done named my little bro Ronnie. Or maybe it’s just a Leb a thing habibi. I’d like to sign up for the eighth grade reading/writing class you sponsoring … ya think Phaedra gonna be there?

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    Flipit
    Posted February 4, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    if ephedra went i would totally sign up for eighth grade again. love her. thanks for watching this. i looooove talking. and yes, i have big ass ham hands. you should see my feet. hahahahah

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    Robinez
    Posted February 5, 2011 at 12:37 am

    I am such a dork..I thought big hands..but apparently it is big feet..So next time, wear your flipit flops ..and show us..( imperial us ) Heh..

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 5, 2011 at 2:18 am

    Flipit, I loved this! Your recaps are so great and this podcast is like an extra bonus…I live!

    “We must, we must, we must increase our bust.” I was doing this all week. How did you know? Haha..Cedric is defintely one of the girls, maybe his ‘sisters’ taught him this trick.

    When Bside was talking about Montmatre, it made me recall the time I was staying in Paris, and I wandered into the Montmatre district. Not elegant in the least, quite shady, full of derelicts..I may have stepped over the supine form of Cedric’s dad as I searched for a good restaurant. I met a hot Tunisian who ended up translating for me in the procurement of a steaming plate of freedom fries. Success! I ate my fries, dipped in salt and ketchup as he regarded me over an ice cold beer. Later, we walked around Bastille, the arrondissement, not the prison, and he tried to kiss me but I refused. He then walked me back to my hotel, located in Le Marais, the best location for a fruitfly like myself. I called him the next day to meet up but he was relunctant. I wasn’t putting out so why bother? No matter, I found plenty of gays to show me a good time and Paris tops my list of places to visit. Of course, by your recommendation, Sumatra seems amazing, for the beaches, the coffee, and the probability that I may find a prostrate Flipit, lying on the sand, ready to show me a good time. When will you be there? I shall book my ticket!

    Big hands, big feet, big heart…what more does one need?

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 5, 2011 at 2:24 am

    Eight grade is too advanced. If there’s any show these housewives need it’s Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader. Forget 3rd grade Earth Science, these chicks couldn’t pass 1st grade English! But I’d love to see them try.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted February 5, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    I was also thinking: I wish the cast of “Basketball Wives” would mingle with the Real Housewives of Miami. I would love seeing Jennifer and Evelyn giving the stink-eye to some new bitches….

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    Rebecca Fialkowski
    Posted February 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    ok thanks to sarcasatire i got to watch and all i have to say is – how come all the best looking guys are gay!

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    Rebecca Fialkowski
    Posted February 5, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    OH Flipit are you guys sitting on aeron chairs? if so- that is the company I work for – aeron chairs are our best seller! and I would love to show this to my boss if they are

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 5, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    You’re welcome, Rebecca!

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    ectobaby
    Posted February 5, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    asian housewives: san francisco.

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    2muchbravo
    Posted February 6, 2011 at 12:28 am

    @Rebecca Are you at said company watching this?

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    Rebecca Fialkowski
    Posted February 6, 2011 at 5:11 am

    Lol nah am at home and only thanks to sarcasatire could i watch

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    Nads
    Posted February 6, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    OMG @Robinez– I tell Flipit that all the time! They’re HUGE hands!!! He can palm my whole head!

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    LAC
    Posted February 7, 2011 at 9:35 am

    Oh, flipit and B-Side…you made my heart sing and I did LMAO! Flipit, as soon as I get a ton of money, a house in Bev Hills, an old farting husband (mine doesn’t fart as much) and a toy poodle, you are welcome to move in and be my Gay.

    Keep up the good work and please do the real housewives gay countdown!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 2:27 am

    I haven’t told you, Flipit, how much I love these podcasts. Or how I learned on Bside’s blog that you guys are planning one this week as well. I’m so excited!

    I also read that there will be a manner in which to call in and ask questions. I think this is so great and I love it, although I’m sure that when you guys are filming, I will be preoccupied with a busy little toddler and unable to view your genius until much later in the day. Therefore, I hope you don’t mind if I pose my questions/concerns now, quite like those who tweet Andy for the reunion or WWHL shows…there are so many things I’d love to hear your take on!

    Sarcas from New York City ponders:

    about Kim Richards: Yes, the Beverly Hills show is over but many of us are still enraptured by these ladies. We had the Lost Footage premiere today and an extended “dinner from hell” episode next week, so there is still so much to discuss.

    Kim was married to (billionaire) Gregg Davis, who sired two children with her. He is the uncle on Brandon (of Lohan ‘firecrotch’ fame) and Jason (from Celebrity Rehab and Millionaire Matchmaker) and their mother is also Nicole Richie’s godmother. Is BH really that incestuous? Paris and Nicole were BFFs and Paris and Brandon good friends, and they are actually almost related. Gregg’s dad owned 20th Century Fox while he was still alive and a host of other big money companies. We see all of these young people in the tabloids together without ever learning of their connection, only assuming they met in the club (read: drug) scene when if fact they are relatives or childhood friends. Is it surprising that they have all ended up in rehab or arrested for possession?

    Cedric said that Lisa was on the show to try and revive her acting career. Do we believe him? Well, here is Lisa in an 80′s commercial, alongside a Soprano star. Do you guys think she was on the show for more than just free publicity for her restaurants?
    http://starcasm.net/archives/category/celebrities/lisa-vanderpump

    Also, Lisa’s restaurant Sur is said to have very scantily clad waiters. When can we expect you to have dinner there and bring your flip cam? Is it as tacky as everyone says? Lisa knows her audience and while Villa Blanca is chic and very Beverly Hills, Sur is accomodating to it’s gay and sexy West Hollywood location. Has anyone been there?
    http://www.surrestaurantandbar.com/

    Kyle. She loves to undermine Kim’s career by saying that, she too, was an actress. We roll our eyes, collectively. But Kim worked as an adult, as well. Did anyone see her in Black Snake Moan, playing Christine Ricci’s mother? Thoughts?

    The RHofBH were on Ellen last week and Kim was noticeably absent. Kyle said she was “gun shy” after all of the hoopla surrounding the finale. Many speculate that Kim will not be returning for the next season. (sad horns) Therefore, there have been many reports of people lining to take her place.
    Brandi Glanville(Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife and enemy of Leann Rimes – Brandi is now close friends with Cedric and has been seen around town with him)
    Jeanie Buss, VP of the Lakers (ooh, what would Sacremento Kings owner Adrienne have to say about that!)
    Jennifer Flanvin, Sly Stallone’s wife
    Ayda Fields, ex soap star and new wife of British import Robbie Williams, and..*gasp*
    Heidi Montag! Girl needs a job, and loves drama, so why not? She’ll def fit in with all of thw wacky plastic surgery.
    Is there any woman you guys would like to see on the show? Anyone you would boycott if they were casted?

    Camille is also rumored to not be returning and guess where she’s been recruited? To the Housewives of New York! They pushed the show back for a reason (lack of drama) and are now looking for someone to help spice things up. Camille would do just that plus she can also stalk Kelsey and his new girl so it’s like killing two birds with one big stone.

    I’m sure you guys will mention the Lost Footage episode, but am I the only one who thinks Kelsey was a sarcastic dickweed to Camille during dinner? Sure, it’s ludicrous to imagine mining for diamonds in Tanzania but the girl has been so sheltered the last decade that she doesn’t know any better. To her, Africa is the land of cheap diamonds and safari tours. I blame Kelsey for her ignorance. He likes them blonde, he doesn’t like them smart.

    Kyle..again. Bitch was drunk off her ass at the White Party and saw a cheap trick pushing up on her husband. Not only was Kyle ready to fight, she asked the inebriated woman if she would like “A Manolo in your eye?” Now, that’s BHills for ya. If I ever threaten to beat a woman, it’s usually with a chancleta.

    Nene was on Wendy Williams today. She tried to be coy and Wendy seemed to be nervous at first, toying with the floral arrangement like a virgin in a prom limo. Bitch, you know what you’re here for! Nene was evasive about her recent unpopularity due to her feud with Kim but was very verbal regarding her feud with Star Jones on Celebrity Apprentice. She claims she was sticking up for Latoya. Even though Nene later admits that it ended up with a feud with Latoya, as well. Of course, Nene says they are friends now and speak regularly but I won’t believe it until I see them both dining at Villa Blanca.

    Okay..I think I’ve said enough. This wasn’t a tweet, more like a queef. But what can I say..I love you guys and your opinions and jokes keep me well entertained.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 2:35 am

    Oh, and I hope you guys also discuss the Maloof’s friendship with Charlie Sheen. Not only did the housekeeper know to call Paul during the emergency, the Maloof also hosted Charlie and Brooke’s wedding..at their house! Don’t you just wish Adrienne were your friend..someone to come to the rescue in times of hernia and crack overdoses. *sigh..*

    And, I’d love to hear your take on Taylor’s lying about Adrienne being Kennedy’s godmother. Adirenne looked pissed during the reunion when Bobblehead asked if it was true, all while Taylow was smiling and nodding from the couch. Adrienne shut her down, in a nice way, but made it very clear she was not interested in being connected to the Armstrongs for life. Taylor, go Oklahoma on your own family until one of them decides to douse your preschooler in holy water!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    Hey guys..Flipit is on the air right now! http://talkmedianetworks.com/live/

    He and Bside are chatting and people can call in..numbers on the site!

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    LAC
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    OMG! I spoke to them on the phone. I probably sounded like a giggly idiot, but it was fun!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    LAC, I hear you girl!! It was good hearing you call in..I was gonna but babes is going down for her nap and nothing rouses a sleeping baby like her mom guffawing with the gays. lol

    Great job, Flipit and Bside..can’t wait until it’s up on he site so I can watch it in it’s entirety!

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    LAC
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    Thanks Sarcas …well, when lil’ puddy woo needs to nap, that is the priority. They are sooooo nice! That was so cool!