FOX News Worries That Dora the Explorer is on Her Way to Whoredome

Watercooler

By Flipit | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | 11:46 am | 2 Comments
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In more “Let’s Pretend that the Country’s Not Crumbling Before Our Very Eyes” news, Dora the Explorer got a makeover!! She’s been aged to nine years old and now has pretty long hair. Do you care? Me neither. But I came upon this clip of FOX News talking heads getting all upset about it. Dora looks like a Bratz doll! Next they’re gonna make her a pregnant sixteen year old! WHO’S NOT MARRIED. OY. Personally what I find frightening here is an adult man talking about how sexy a typical nine year old is. Watch the video after the jump.

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2 Comments

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    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted March 21, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Steady on, Nads! The new Dora doesn’t look trampy at all. Just updated and more current.

    I liked what the lady they were interviewing said, abour her ethnicity becoming an accessory (not cool) and how she lost her backpack & compass (why?! That’s what she’s all about!)

    You wrote — “Personally what I find frightening here is an adult man talking about how sexy a typical nine year old is.”

    I didn’t hear that at all — I heard his anxiety at his own kids getting sexualised too early by things like those ghastly and slutty Bratz dolls – UGH! I dunno what I would do if I was a parent today! You can’t ban that stuff — it just becomes more enticing.

    I have friends who said they wouldn’t make a song and dance about their kids receiving inappropriate toys, but those toys would quietly vanish after a short while…

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    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted March 21, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    oops — sorry, Flip!

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