Fred Willard Is Off The Hook

Watercooler

By Nads | Wednesday, September 19, 2012 | 10:13 am | 7 Comments
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Fred Willard’s lewd conduct case is closed. All he had to do was go to a court-ordered sex-ed course, and was done. This was all part of his “Alternative Prosecution Program” which was a two-week course teaching him how to obey laws regarding lewd conduct. On a TMZ video, Fred Willard compared his course to traffic school. Ha. Sounds more like Catholic school sex ed! I remember one of the priest at my high school (I went to a co-ed Catholic high school) made all the guys leave the room, and had a talk with us about how to sit in class so he couldn’t see up our skirts. No joke!!!

Back to Fred…Listen, he shouldn’t have gone Pee-wee on us, but I kind of feel for the dude. It must have been mortifying to be Fred Willard sitting in class with all these dudes being told not to whack off in public. Note to my favorite dirty old man: Keep your donkey in the barn!!!!

Here’s his TMZ vid:

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    alicecarroll13
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 10:41 am

    oh willard……………..this is 2012!!!!!
    just go on line to a awesome place called adam eve……………….you’ll find eveything a lonely guy can use!!!
    heck…you wont even need a live female..”sorry ladies”…they’re got stuff that will take the place of a female and keep ya out of jail..cheaper then buying dinner!!!

  2. 2
    hot cawfee
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    aawww Fred– he was just kickin’ it old school.

    LOL Nads- I hear that– went to Catholic grammar school (co-ed) and high-school (all girls). The sex talks, ban on patent leather shoes, wearing slips under our uniforms, no heavy make-up, no black dresses at prom— all that repression made me the left-wing, boundary pusher who ever held a pint glass of pinot in her life!!!!!

  3. 3
    no name maddox
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    come on. didn’t the cops have better things to do than arrest this 78yr old man, who was in a theater, hurting NO ONE but his own junk?
    that’s the only thing disgraceful about this story.

  4. 4
    Chicken Lips
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    Did everyone else in the theater get arrested too? Or did Fred Willard have the misfortune of going to the only adult theater in the world where everyone goes because they are interested in the plot?

  5. 5
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 3:30 am

    I don’t even understand what an adult theatre is for if you can’t flog the hog in there. Are you supposed to sit there and eat popcorn while all that stuff is going on?

    And who’s the asshole that called the police anyway?

  6. 6
    Pegalicious
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 5:22 am

    @Chicken Lips and @chaosbutterfly, I couldn’t agree with you more. (And @Chicken Lips, you made me laugh out loud. Which is awkward, because I’m at work. “Interested in the plot,” indeed.)

  7. 7
    Luscious Luscious
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

    I’m with Chaos. What harm does it do when everyone in the theater is like-minded and there are no children around to “corrupt.” Poor Fred and Pee-wee. And why is it so wrong for a man to relieve himself in the privacy of a stall in a public bathroom for that matter. (Poor George). What a prudish nation we live in.

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