Fred Willard’s lewd conduct case is closed. All he had to do was go to a court-ordered sex-ed course, and was done. This was all part of his “Alternative Prosecution Program” which was a two-week course teaching him how to obey laws regarding lewd conduct. On a TMZ video, Fred Willard compared his course to traffic school. Ha. Sounds more like Catholic school sex ed! I remember one of the priest at my high school (I went to a co-ed Catholic high school) made all the guys leave the room, and had a talk with us about how to sit in class so he couldn’t see up our skirts. No joke!!!
Back to Fred…Listen, he shouldn’t have gone Pee-wee on us, but I kind of feel for the dude. It must have been mortifying to be Fred Willard sitting in class with all these dudes being told not to whack off in public. Note to my favorite dirty old man: Keep your donkey in the barn!!!!
Here’s his TMZ vid: