Friday Leftovers

Watercooler

By Flipit | | 6:15 pm | 1 Comments
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Sick of sweet, likable weight loss gurus? It can get annoying to have so much damn positivity when you are frustrated trying to drop a few pounds. Admit it, you want to draw a penis on Jennifer Hudson’s face every time you see that Weight Watchers ad. No? Me neither, but I was trying to come up with a plausible lead in to this: Perez Hilton is launching a fitness site. Hopefully, it will just be page after page full of him posing naked so we can all forget eating forever. – AP

The trailer for the new Vince Vaughn flick has the line “Ladies and Gentlemen, electric cars are so gay.” Anyone disagree? I don’t. But it’s caused a storm of controversy. GLAAD, Ellen and Anderson Cooper are all coming out to rally against the preview. Yes, we get it, being mean to gay people is wrong. I am one! But good Lord people, there are more important things to fight against than street slang. How bout lashing out against the recent violence in NYC against the gays, the closeted gay guy who committed suicide after being secretly taped, or the general embarrassment that Bobblehead Andy Cohen brings the gays every time he puts his bobbly head on TV? There’s something to bitch about. – Deadline Hollywood

Sue Sylvester is hosting SNL this weekend! HOLLER! She’s pretty nervous about it. If I was with her I would suggest she mutter “I can’t be worse than January Jones” to herself over and over again.

Grover does Old Spice! LOL!

Do you miss the days when flight attendants were called stewardesses and they were pretty much on board to bring glamour, big boobs, and general gorgeousness? Then Virgin Atlantic’s got an ad for you. YOWSA!

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

One Comment

  1. 1
    Memememe
    Posted October 10, 2010 at 3:12 am

    Your (excellent) suggestion reminded me of this:

    http://a10.idata.over-blog.com/434×394/0/06/68/87/images-2/Mariah-Carey-a-un-penis.jpg

    You’re welcome!

    Love you Flipit! mwah

    Maybe electric cars aren’t gay, they’re more ghey.

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