Funniest TV Rumor I’ve Heard All Day…

Hey Jon, want some of these?

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Jon Gosselin and Octomom are going to do a reality show together.

From the article:

According to former Cheaters producer Bobby Goldstein, Jon has agreed to star in a cheesy new reality show in which he’ll date Octomom Nadya Suleman, who called Jon “hot” recently. “I heard that Nadya has an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together,” Goldstein tells In Touch. “And I had the idea that this could be a very entertaining fiasco.” The pilot, to be called Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom and produced by Goldstein and a former producer of The Jerry Springer Show, will follow Jon “as he contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like,” a press release obtained by In Touch states. “He’s totally creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they’d have 22 kids.” Also creepy is the plotline for Nadya, 33. She will have such an obsession with Jon, 32, that “she’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married,” the press release explains. “It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.

Honesty, the thought of seeing a show with Jon and Octomom makes me want to puke in my mouth…but fortunately, E! News is reporting that it’s all a rumor, and it’s not happening. E! spoke to Jon’s manager, and he said, “This is the first I’ve even heard of it…This isn’t happening.”

Could you imagine if such debauchery actually took place? It would be like the dysfunctional reality version Brad and Angelina, but with bad genes.

Sad part is, the two are fame hungry enough to go there.