Gay Marriage Sucks as Much as Straight Marriage

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By Flipit | Friday, July 16, 2010 | 11:00 am | 0 Comments
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So I’m reading Us Weekly. Why? I have no idea. It’s better than books. I have to commit less. Point is, the breakup between Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Michaels gets uglier every day. Melissa released a “declaration” Thursday that Tammy is using their kids as pawns because Tammy tricked her by saying she was bringing the kids to a hotel when she was really just trapping her to serve papers. Well, divorce sucks all the way around. Using the kids as pawns isn’t very nice, but it’s better than using them as maids, which is what I will do when I buy some brats.

Tammy is asking $12,000 a month in kid care expenses. That sounds like a lot, but Melissa brings in 750,000 bucks a month! 12,000 is cheap. If they were legally married, she would be on the hook for half of her salary. Melissa is probably one of the leading fighters against gay marriage. This story is pretty sad. Just goes to show you that gay marriage can suck as much as straight marriage. Even more, cuz you can get screwed over and not even get a payoff at the end. ;(

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