Get Married At Ozzfest

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By Nads | Thursday, July 29, 2010 | 12:25 pm | 2 Comments
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Ozzfest is now offering wedding packages. And they’re calling it the Unholy Matrimony wedding package. This packages is  allowing couples to tie the knot at the heavy metal festival. The Ozzfest’s Unholy Matrimony package includes 10 general admission pit tickets for the bride and groom, and 8 guests, an official wedding ceremony by the Ozzfest ordained minister MC Big Dave, and an Ozzfest cake, and champagne toast.

Are they serious about this? Because when I think of romance, I think of guyliner, and a beer gut–what could be more romantic than doing the money dance in the mosh pit? I guess it’s their only way of selling tickets since their fans are all at that ripe age of getting married, for the third time.

Oh, and can we touch upon the Ozzfest cake? What else are they going to advertise…that it comes in a variety of different flavors: Purple Diesel, OG Kush, Black Haze, and everyone’s favorite classic: Mowie Zowie. And If you don’t finish they do provide doggy bags for leftovers, or as they call them dime bags.

So, who wants to get married?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    Lauryn Morita
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Interestingly enough, I know quite a few people who’d love to get married at Ozzfest. Because, as you said Nads, nothing says Romance like guyliner and moshing with your bridesmaids.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    ha!!! totes.

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