Golden Globe Nominations: Flipit Hands Out Awards Early

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By Flipit | Thursday, December 13, 2012 | 1:05 pm | 12 Comments
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BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Anne Hathaway, if only because I hope Patti LuPone will rush the stage and bash her head in with the award. (Sorry but I can’t let the Patti Lupone thing go. Check out the vid below and you’ll see why.)

• Amy Adams, “The Master”

• Sally Field, “Lincoln”

• Anne Hathaway, “Les Miserables”

• Helen Hunt, “The Sessions”

• Nicole Kidman, “The Paperboy”

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Phillip! He’s great and I’m kinda afraid of him.

• Alan Arkin, “Argo”

• Leonardo DiCaprio, “Django Unchained”

• Philip Seymour Hoffman, “The Master”

• Tommy Lee Jones, “Lincoln”

• Christoph Waltz, “Django Unchained”

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: Que?

• “Amour”

• “A Royal Affair”

• “The Intouchables”

• “Kon-Tiki”

• “Rust and Bone”

BEST SCREENPLAY: I give this award to whichever script is the shortest. These damn snooty movies are long!

• “Zero Dark Thirty”

• “Lincoln”

• “Django Unchained”

• “Argo”

• “Silver Linings Playbook”

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Dunno, but I still love pie. Congrats Life of!

• “Anna Karenina”

• “Argo”

• “Cloud Atlas”

• “Life of Pi”

• “Lincoln”

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM: Brave! I love a good mom and child story, especially when the mom is turned into a mute beast. I have mommy issues OK?!!?

• “Brave”

• “Frankenweenie”

• “Hotel Transylvania”

• “Rise of the Guardians”

• “Wreck-It-Ralph”

BEST ORIGINAL SONG: I’m a chunky homo, so Adele takes this one.

• “For You”

• “Not Running Anymore”

• “Safe and Sound”

• “Skyfall”

• “Suddenly”

TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA: Breaking Bad is amazing and doesn’t put me to sleep. It’s also had me considering a life of meth use, so yay?

• “Breaking Bad”

• “Boardwalk Empire”

• “Downton Abbey: Season 2″

• “Homeland”

• “The Newsroom”

ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA: If this was Best Actress in a Show That Got Super Terrible, I would say Glenn Close. Hell, I’ll say Glenn Close, cuz I stuck with said Got Super Terrible Show just to watch her crazy ass.

• Connie Britton, “Nashville”

• Glenn Close, “Damages”

• Claire Danes, “Homeland”

• Michelle Dockery, “Downton Abbey: Season 2″

• Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife”

ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA: I like the depths of evil that Walter White has sunk to. Cranston all the way.

• Steve Buscemi, “Boardwalk Empire”

• Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”

• Jeff Daniels, “The Newsroom”

• Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”

• Damian Lewis, “Homeland”

TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL: GIRLS!! So much talk about vaginas and I actually tuned in over and over! Great great show, and I am so proud of the young Lena Dunham for conquering Hollywood on her own terms. It’s odd to be proud of some girl I don’t even know, but I don’t care.

• “The Big Bang Theory”

• “Episodes”

• “Girls”

• “Modern Family”

• “Smash”

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    I loved your choices and I don’t go to movies either BUT “Lincoln” is going to sweep the awards this year. ALL OF THEM! Steven Spielberg, Daniel Day Lewis and Sally Fields are just standing in the wings, waiting to collect them again. We will get to see and hear Sally tell us all how much we like her, we really really do!

    Frankenweenie has to win Best Cartoon, just because it has “weenie” in it’s title!

    Of course I agree with your choice of “Breaking Bad” and Walter White. Killing and melting little boys and their bikes in barrels has never been more entertaining!

    I didn’t know you watched “Girls”! I thought I was the only one watching it. I LOVED watching Hannah and Adam trying to sex. It was hilarious in such a disturbing way…. and then he peed in the shower. LOL! I hope she wins all the comedy categories, but I’m afraid she will lose to that stupid Zooey Deschanel and that awful show of hers and even worse, they’ll give it to Julia Louie Dreyfus AGAIN for that horrible VEEP.

    It will definitely be Louie CK vs Jim Parsons . Two totally different characters. Louie will win though. He is finally getting recognized. He is so much like my kid, it makes me crack up every time I watch him!

    Sister Jude is a scene-stealing whore and Jessica Lange is awesome.

    Like you, the rest I don’t care much about. I see they finally gave up on putting “Dexter” on they Drama list. Seems serial killers just don’t warrant awards the way meth dealers do. As for “females in a drama”, they never can find a decent choice, can they. Why not someone from “Parenthood” or “Grimm” or even “Once Upon a Time”. As a matter of fact, these shows should be represented in somewhere anyways. They have way more viewers.

    Ok… I’m done. Loved your take on things and glad to have my say!

  2. 2
    Stacey
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Give em all to Dame Maggie! She is the shit!!

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Flipit you saw Bernie? Has anyone seen that movie? What a great watch.

  4. 4
    carol
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Please tell me you are going to be recapping the actual Golden Globes. I might not agree with all your picks but your snark totally convinced me that your picks should win.

  5. 5
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    I loathe Quentin Tarantino…so he’s guaranteed to win.

    Oh…Flipit? I love you.

  6. 6
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Love back! And yes, labowner I did see that flick and really loved it. It was so dark and bizarre. Especially loved the last scene when they showed the real guy! I was cracking up that he was so smiley and happy to be interviewed.

  7. 7
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 1:15 am

    oh and thanks carol!! not sure about the globes. I will def have someone recapping them even if it’s not me!

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 6:25 am

    MOONRISE KINGDOM and I cannot wait for Django! Huge QT fan.

  9. 9
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 7:36 am

    Flipit – thanks for the Patti Lupone vid, hoping she Kanyes Hathaway, if the the award goes Anne’s way.

    Also, have you seen Ruthie Henshall’s I Dreamed a Dream? To die for. Seriously, weeping…copious tears…

  10. 10
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 8:58 am

    - Jeff Daniels, Best Actor in a Drama Series – The Newsroom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. God, that show’s still giving me flashbacks.

    Hayden Pannettiere – Best Actress in a Supporting Role blah blah blah: This nomination will be remembered as the Pia Zadora nomination for years to come.

    But no, seriously, if Patti Lupone didn’t take out a hit on Madonna for crapping all over Evita, Ann’s safe.

  11. 11
    georgiababe
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    I’m so annoyed that Game of Thrones was completely ignored by the Golden Globes AND the SAG Awards. I mean, they were nominated for at least a couple of things for the first season and the second season was way better.

    Daniel Day-Lewis will probably win, but I really want John Hawkes to get it. I love that guy, he’s a fabulously talented, yet very underrated actor.

    Apparently Jennifer Lawrence is a favourite to sweep the awards this year (including the Oscar), but I think she’s kind of overrated.

    I hate that Hayden Panettiere and Zooey Deschanel are nominated, they are both so terrible. Zooey Deschanel is just so annoying. And is it acting when you are just being yourself on camera? I think not.

    Bryan Cranston is amazing, but I also have mad love for Steve Buscemi. If either of them get it I’ll be satisfied.

    I was reading an article somewhere and people were apparently miffed that The Walking Dead was ignored. HAHAHAHAHA THAT SHOW SUCKS. I mean, I watch it and I think they’ve got some decent people, but the writing is all over the place and the plot has so many ridiculous holes.

  12. 12
    georgiababe
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    @BellicoseBaby – YES. Ruthie Henshall is by far my favourite Fantine, she’s absolutely fabulous. The 10th Anniversary Concert is amazing, amazing, amazing.

    I do not like Anne Hathaway. I just find her really annoying.

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