Golden Globe Nominations: Flipit Hands Out Awards Early

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By Flipit | Thursday, December 13, 2012 | 1:05 pm | 12 Comments
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ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL: Lena Dunham! Chunky, pasty, and lots of nude scenes! You go girl! You give me hope! Well, the 23 year old me. The old ass me gave up hope when I turned 30ish.

• Zooey Deschanel, “New Girl”

• Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Veep”

• Lena Dunham, “Girls”

• Tina Fey, “30 Rock”

• Amy Poehler, “Parks And Recreation”

ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES — COMEDY OR MUSICAL: Lena Dunham again! Give her everything! No? Then Louis CK. He writes and produces his own shit, which is amazing. Even more so, it’s consistently hilarious and unexpected. And he’s also pasty and chunky, so he stays in the Lena Dunham ballpark, kinda…

• Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”

• Don Cheadle, “House Of Lies”

• Louis C.K., “Louie”

• Matt Leblanc, “Episodes”

• Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”

MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION: My mom loved “Political Animals”, so I’ll give that my award. You’re welcome, MOTHER.

• “Game Change”

• “The Girl”

• “Hatfields & McCoys”

• “The Hour”

• “Political Animals”

ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION: Jessica Lange is scary as hell and cry/rages better than anyone in TV. Or the world.

• Nicole Kidman, “Hemingway & Gellhorn”

• Jessica Lange, “American Horror Story: Asylum”

• Sienna Miller, “The Girl”

• Julianne Moore, “Game Change”

• Sigourney Weaver, “Political Animals”

ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION: I don’t care. No one wins. You can all go home now.

• Kevin Costner, “Hatfields & Mccoys”

• Benedict Cumberbatch, “Sherlock”

• Woody Harrelson, “Game Change”

• Toby Jones, “The Girl”

• Clive Owen, “Hemingway & Gellhorn”

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION: Sofia Vegara, for best actress in Pepsi commercials.

• Hayden Panettiere, “Nashville”

• Archie Panjabi, “The Good Wife”

• Sarah Paulson, “Game Change”

• Maggie Smith, “Downton Abbey: Season 2″

• Sofia Vergara, “Modern Family”

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION: Mandy Patinkin hasn’t stormed off the set of Homeland yet, and I’ll award him just for that. You’re growing up, Mandy!!

• Max Greenfield, “New Girl”

• Ed Harris, “Game Change”

• Danny Huston, “Magic City”

• Mandy Patinkin, “Homeland”

• Eric Stonestreet, “Modern Family”

Who do your awards go to?

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    I loved your choices and I don’t go to movies either BUT “Lincoln” is going to sweep the awards this year. ALL OF THEM! Steven Spielberg, Daniel Day Lewis and Sally Fields are just standing in the wings, waiting to collect them again. We will get to see and hear Sally tell us all how much we like her, we really really do!

    Frankenweenie has to win Best Cartoon, just because it has “weenie” in it’s title!

    Of course I agree with your choice of “Breaking Bad” and Walter White. Killing and melting little boys and their bikes in barrels has never been more entertaining!

    I didn’t know you watched “Girls”! I thought I was the only one watching it. I LOVED watching Hannah and Adam trying to sex. It was hilarious in such a disturbing way…. and then he peed in the shower. LOL! I hope she wins all the comedy categories, but I’m afraid she will lose to that stupid Zooey Deschanel and that awful show of hers and even worse, they’ll give it to Julia Louie Dreyfus AGAIN for that horrible VEEP.

    It will definitely be Louie CK vs Jim Parsons . Two totally different characters. Louie will win though. He is finally getting recognized. He is so much like my kid, it makes me crack up every time I watch him!

    Sister Jude is a scene-stealing whore and Jessica Lange is awesome.

    Like you, the rest I don’t care much about. I see they finally gave up on putting “Dexter” on they Drama list. Seems serial killers just don’t warrant awards the way meth dealers do. As for “females in a drama”, they never can find a decent choice, can they. Why not someone from “Parenthood” or “Grimm” or even “Once Upon a Time”. As a matter of fact, these shows should be represented in somewhere anyways. They have way more viewers.

    Ok… I’m done. Loved your take on things and glad to have my say!

  2. 2
    Stacey
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Give em all to Dame Maggie! She is the shit!!

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Flipit you saw Bernie? Has anyone seen that movie? What a great watch.

  4. 4
    carol
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Please tell me you are going to be recapping the actual Golden Globes. I might not agree with all your picks but your snark totally convinced me that your picks should win.

  5. 5
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    I loathe Quentin Tarantino…so he’s guaranteed to win.

    Oh…Flipit? I love you.

  6. 6
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Love back! And yes, labowner I did see that flick and really loved it. It was so dark and bizarre. Especially loved the last scene when they showed the real guy! I was cracking up that he was so smiley and happy to be interviewed.

  7. 7
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 1:15 am

    oh and thanks carol!! not sure about the globes. I will def have someone recapping them even if it’s not me!

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 6:25 am

    MOONRISE KINGDOM and I cannot wait for Django! Huge QT fan.

  9. 9
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 7:36 am

    Flipit – thanks for the Patti Lupone vid, hoping she Kanyes Hathaway, if the the award goes Anne’s way.

    Also, have you seen Ruthie Henshall’s I Dreamed a Dream? To die for. Seriously, weeping…copious tears…

  10. 10
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 8:58 am

    - Jeff Daniels, Best Actor in a Drama Series – The Newsroom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. God, that show’s still giving me flashbacks.

    Hayden Pannettiere – Best Actress in a Supporting Role blah blah blah: This nomination will be remembered as the Pia Zadora nomination for years to come.

    But no, seriously, if Patti Lupone didn’t take out a hit on Madonna for crapping all over Evita, Ann’s safe.

  11. 11
    georgiababe
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    I’m so annoyed that Game of Thrones was completely ignored by the Golden Globes AND the SAG Awards. I mean, they were nominated for at least a couple of things for the first season and the second season was way better.

    Daniel Day-Lewis will probably win, but I really want John Hawkes to get it. I love that guy, he’s a fabulously talented, yet very underrated actor.

    Apparently Jennifer Lawrence is a favourite to sweep the awards this year (including the Oscar), but I think she’s kind of overrated.

    I hate that Hayden Panettiere and Zooey Deschanel are nominated, they are both so terrible. Zooey Deschanel is just so annoying. And is it acting when you are just being yourself on camera? I think not.

    Bryan Cranston is amazing, but I also have mad love for Steve Buscemi. If either of them get it I’ll be satisfied.

    I was reading an article somewhere and people were apparently miffed that The Walking Dead was ignored. HAHAHAHAHA THAT SHOW SUCKS. I mean, I watch it and I think they’ve got some decent people, but the writing is all over the place and the plot has so many ridiculous holes.

  12. 12
    georgiababe
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    @BellicoseBaby – YES. Ruthie Henshall is by far my favourite Fantine, she’s absolutely fabulous. The 10th Anniversary Concert is amazing, amazing, amazing.

    I do not like Anne Hathaway. I just find her really annoying.

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