Guess Who’s Pissed At The Jersey Shore Kids Coming To Italy?

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By Nads | Wednesday, January 26, 2011 | 4:26 am | 11 Comments
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Oh God, here we go again. Guess who’s pissed off at the Jersey Shore kids going to Italy to shoot season 4?? UNICO. Surprised? I didn’t think so. They told TMZ, “People used to go to the circus to see the freak show – that is what this will be…It will not only hurt Italians but all Americans … their outrageous, reprehensible behavior will make us look like buffoons and bimbos.”

Who does UNICO think they are? PETA? Guess what, UNICO? We understand that the Jersey Shore kids are not like all Italian-Americans, and that Domino’s Pizza isn’t real Italian pie, but cut the Shore kids some slack. It’s entertainment. Don’t use Jersey Shore or MTV to raise awareness for your group. The kids going to Italy will be a fish out of water situation, nothing more–and make no mistake, it will be AMAZING!

I can’t wait for Snooki to offend everyone that comes in her path…she may annoy them to the point where they love her, just like us!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    c8h10n4o2
    Posted January 26, 2011 at 5:00 am

    If my trip to the old country was any indication, they already know that some American women are kinda drunken sluts. And that was on a UNICO-organized tour. Wait, what?

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 26, 2011 at 5:58 am

    I don’t know. There’s as much truth as there is hyperbole in UNICO’s statement. Jersey Shore is really freak-gazing. It and the Housewives franchise are really out on the leading edge of the Celebrate Our Common Awfulness movement. I support your right to watch it, but I also support any person or group’s right to decry it.

  3. 3
    itchy
    Posted January 26, 2011 at 6:16 am

    If Berlusconi couldn’t destroy Italy’s reputation, then I think the country can handle this group of idiots.

    The whole idea of taking Jersey Shore over there makes me think the season is going to be like one long extended Brady Bunch vacation episode. Like the time they visited the ghost town.

  4. 4
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted January 26, 2011 at 6:20 am

    Or what about the one where they went to Hawaii and got the cursed tiki? Dare we wish for a cursed cannoli? :D

  5. 5
    itchy
    Posted January 26, 2011 at 7:15 am

    Actually, what this crew really makes me think of is the old Banana Splits show. But I’m sure most people here won’t know what that was.

    Let’s just say, they’re the reason why there’s an eye in my hand.

  6. 6
    JimbobJones
    Posted January 26, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    Once I read the title of the post, my answer would have been “Italy is pissed. But Jersey is thrilled!”

  7. 7
    Sue sylvester
    Posted January 26, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    I must have missed something. What is unico?
    Banana Splits ROCKED!! (we’re showing our age)

  8. 8
    k37744
    Posted January 27, 2011 at 1:01 am

    One banana two banana three banana four, Snooki drank the Ron-Ron juice and now she’s on the floor…

    (Any instance of “whore” could easily be used as well).

  9. 9
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted January 27, 2011 at 5:27 am

    I remember the Banana Splits! *honk honk* Where was that filmed? Magic Mountain? Does Magic Mountain even exist anymore?

  10. 10
    sheesh
    Posted January 27, 2011 at 6:01 am

    Know the Bananna Splits! I met them at the Brookfield Zoo when I was a wee child.

  11. 11
    itchy
    Posted January 27, 2011 at 6:19 am

    Ah, the good old days, when television writers still smoked dope and dropped acid. Nowadays they’re all cokeheads and meth addicts. Which accounts for them harshing my mellow all the time.

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