Gwyneth is all over the place this week. There’s a story about her in every magazine. I think even Cat Fancy has a spread. Every single story is about her weight. EVERY. ONE. “Gwyneth had to gain twenty pounds for a role!” “Gwyneth filmed a movie in Memphis and ate FLOUR!!!! WHITE FLOURRRRRR!!!”
Even a simple press release about singing at the Country Music Awards tonight turns into “Gwyneth: I’ve Lost My Appetite” Over CMAs debut. Good lord. TWENTY POUNDS. I wish I was her friend so I could call her and leave her voicemails about how fat she’s gotten.
You should have named your kid Fried Chicken, heifer.