Hack Attack: RHONJ’s Teresa and Midget Joe Gorga

Watercooler

By Flipit | Thursday, June 21, 2012 | 1:51 pm | 10 Comments
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We haven’t been using our newly found hacking skillz enough, lately! To have such technology at our fingertips only to ignore it is a downright sin! We’re making up for lost time today, though. One of our tech guys just broke into Midget Joe’s iPhone and stole a few texts to Teresa. Turns out his password? Is POOP. Figures. Enjoy!

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Awesome!! How about hacking Vickie and Brooks (or Crooks as I like to call him)

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    All of the OC couples except Briana. Kyle and Kim. Lisa and Brandi. Taylor and herself. Camille and Kelsey?

  3. 3
    maryedith
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    Milania and Antonia. Please.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    Ramona and Pinot

    Nene and Kim

    Kim and wigs

    Allison Grodner and a fans who hates her manipulation of the game

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    Countess and her French-speaking ovaries.

    Aviva and her phantom limb.

    Lauren and her appetite.

  6. 6
    Adelefig
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    @sarcasatire ….you are toooo funny! you made me spit my diet coke on my laptop!

  7. 7
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 6:26 am

    Giggy and Jackpot.

    Andy and the Manzo boys.

    Kim’s wig and Caroline’s sad wilted hat.

  8. 8
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:21 am

    bwwahhaahhaaa to all !!!
    and passing a roll of papertowels to Adele

    How about Jill Zarin and her massive ego?
    Slade and his massive ego???
    Kim and her “music career” ???

  9. 9
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Mike and Unit the Eunich????????

    Jaxx and her Bailey’s ?????

  10. 10
    labowner
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    How about Ashlee and Danielle’s wad of hair?

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