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By Nads | Monday, January 16, 2012 | 3:50 pm | 14 Comments
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A woman just got arrested in Burbank for offering up sexual favors at a McDonalds for some Chicken Nuggets. That is what I call someone hard up for some white meat!! I can’t stop laughing at the story. The L.A. Times reported, “Khadijah Baseer was seen opening customers’ car doors in a McDonald’s drive-through on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue late Wednesday night, Officer Joshua Kendrick told the Burbank Leader. A customer told police that Baseer asked for free Chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors. The man said he declined the offer.”

I wonder if she had a nugget fetish, or if she was genuinely hungry? And would she put out more for dipping sauces? “Baby, I’ll show you the world if you throw in some dipping sauces ‘Sweet & Sour’ make you holler”

Amazing…

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    Gerrit Verstoep
    Posted January 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Going to McDonalds for chicken? I guess there’s a colonel of truth there.

  2. 2
    ellemck1
    Posted January 16, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Well now I understand why Loma Linda is so anti-McDonalds…

  3. 3
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted January 16, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    There has to be a McMuffin comment in here somewhere…

  4. 4
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted January 17, 2012 at 4:43 am

    well now, see? Dear, astute Crabby is right. See what naming your daughters wierd names leads to? No Jane or Kathy would put out for less than the real meal deal.

  5. 5
    KB
    Posted January 17, 2012 at 5:15 am

    Khadija doesn’t really fall into the weird name category, IMO. It’s an Arabic name, and with her last name being Baseer she’s possibly Arabic and/or Muslim (or just from that area of the world). It’s actually a common name.

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted January 17, 2012 at 5:42 am

    With all the hatred piled on Muslims for no reason other than the fact that morons think they’re all terrorists, she isn’t helping. My aplogies for being insensitive about the name.

  7. 7
    See-Jay
    Posted January 17, 2012 at 6:58 am

    @cattyfan

    “I’ll let you slip your sausage into my McMuffin if you give me your chicken nuggets.”

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 7:29 am

    So not only was her pride hurt by getting turned down but she also didn’t get any nuggets? Double Fail

  9. 9
    jakecastaneda
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 11:14 am

    could be just a simple misunderstanding – i got into quite a pickle from how i ordered a filet o fish from a female employee once.

  10. 10
    itchy
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 11:52 am

    I’d almost be willing to sell my … er… services for some Harold’s Fried Chicken right now. But for McDonald’s? No way.

  11. 11
    MatisyahuSerious
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    if anyone in the la area is a fan of roscoe’s and also hungry, i’d be more than happy to trade my chicken for their waffles.

  12. 12
    faye
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Riddle me this how many nuggets was she asking for? I figure a 4 piece she high on weed a 6 piece its crack a 10 piece its Meth and the 20 piece its cocaine .

  13. 13
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    @faye..I like your thinking although the numbers should be reversed. No way someone high on cocaine can eat a 20 piece! That’s weed munchies right there! Now, a cokehead..has no appetite. But she may give head for a parfait. You know..to help with her crash later on. lol

  14. 14
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 11:28 am

    AHA!!! I knew it was there somewhere, See-Jay.

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