Hef Got Engaged

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By Nads | Monday, December 27, 2010 | 4:09 am | 7 Comments
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Hugh Hefner not only got engaged this past weekend (technically on Friday), but guess how he announced his engagement to his 24-year-old fiance, Crystal Harris? Through his Twitter account! Yes, that 84-year-old man can tweet. How insane is that? My mom should be ashamed of herself for not using a computer! She just got shown up by an 84-year-old man. Take a note from Hef, Mom! Jessh.

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Hef tweeted:

“After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve…When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory…Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”

This will be Hef’s third marriage if the two of them make it that far, that is…if he makes it that far.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Clair Clair
    Posted December 27, 2010 at 9:06 am

    Eww.

  2. 2
    Stewinberri
    Posted December 27, 2010 at 11:08 am

    “This will be Hef’s third marriage if the two of them make it that far, that is…if he makes it that far.” I’m guessing she’s hoping he doesn’t. Double Eww!

  3. 3
    Melissa Wray
    Posted December 27, 2010 at 11:57 am

    For some reason, Stewie Griffin has popped into my head as an inspiration for the following quote:

    “How does she sleep at night knowing she has to funnel this old duffer’s hog?”

  4. 4
    Melissa Wray
    Posted December 27, 2010 at 11:58 am

    P.S.: Triple eww.

  5. 5
    proda
    Posted December 27, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    This is all things wrong! Nothing good will ever come from this, with the exception of upsetting Holly whatshername! Happy New Year Nad!

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 27, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    In other news, Holly Madison is now being talked down from the ledge of a nondescript Vegas casino.

  7. 7
    cosmonala
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 6:00 am

    My 61 year old boss is wondering where the 1 year old he will be engaged to in 23 years is.
    Far be it from me to talk smack about an age difference, but Hef should have great-grandkids older than this chick. Quadruple ewwww…

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