Heidi And Spencer Are Broke

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, November 4, 2010 | 3:00 pm | 14 Comments
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heidi-and-spencer-brokeDear Edd.gov, we’re broke.

Heidi and Spencer are completely broke. They owe $2 million in taxes. That’s INSANE! Who do they think they are? Wesley Snipes? They’re so deep in the hole that the two of them have moved into Spencer’s parents house. The sick part of me is thinks that they’re releasing all of this info for publicity, and a new show. I mean why not, right? I could see it now (as sick as it makes me) Heidi and Spencer: Living with the Rents.

Spencer said, “We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to 10 years…The ratings were consistent. But we never saw Jersey Shore coming. Before, TV audiences were fine with seeing us all argue, but now they want you to punch one another in the face and hook up with three different people. Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy in comparison. No wonder we got canceled.”

So basically, Spencer is blaming Jersey Shore for being too awesome and his cast mates for being boring. How about the fact that The Hills was just like any other TV series–it comes to an end.

Maybe if he wasn’t such a douchebag he’d still be working…but he’s ruined it for both he, and Heidi. He’s a joke.

Hey Spenc…Maybe you shouldn’t have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on dumb crystals, and new boobs. Good luck coming up with 2 mill.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

14 Comments

  1. 1
    lolwhocares
    Posted November 4, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    who gives a shit.

  2. 2
    Anne McGill
    Posted November 4, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    What is funnier? The fact they are broke and owe $2 million or the fact that they thought they had careers in show business? Does this mean their 15 minutes are officially over? I hope so.

  3. 3
    Clair Clair
    Posted November 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    They’re also saying their divorce was fake. *gasp!* Really?

  4. 4
    itchy
    Posted November 4, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    I’d watch a show where everyone punches Spencer in the face.

  5. 5
    Alison Z
    Posted November 4, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    Next thing you know, Botox Barbie is going to wind up preggs and Spencer will see the first demon spawn photos to OK or In Touch for a cool 5 mil, that way they can pay their back taxes and can have alittle left over for more plastic surgery for Heidi. These 2 asshats should have stayed in Costa Rica or where ever it is, Spencer “just happened to be vacationing” while Heidi was there.

  6. 6
    Libithina
    Posted November 4, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Who are Spencer and Heidi?

  7. 7
    Jeanine Schaefer
    Posted November 4, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    This tool really thought that he had another ’5-10 YEARS’ with the Hills??? That’s insane. Now I’m beginning to understand why Heidi tried to claim that Adam DiVello, the creator of the Hills sexually harassed her. Bitch was looking for a settlement check. And seriously, who is so stupid to not pay their taxes to the tune of two million dollars? God, they really do deserve each other.

  8. 8
    mere2142
    Posted November 5, 2010 at 7:22 am

    I’m with itchy…now THAT is a show I can get on board with!!

  9. 9
    sheesh
    Posted November 5, 2010 at 9:20 am

    Alison Z
    Don’t even THINK such a thing as a child for those two. The horror!

  10. 10
    Devlin
    Posted November 5, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    I’m with itchy, although mind you, if I had it, I’d pay the $2 mil they owe for the pleasure of repeatedly punching that asshat in the face. Say $1,000.00 per punch?

  11. 11
    itchy
    Posted November 5, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Personally, I’d pay five grand to pee on him.

  12. 12
    Pixielated
    Posted November 5, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    So you WOULD pee on him if he was on fire, eh, @itchy? See, you do care.

    What do you bet they end up in WWE. Spencer can wrestle, like Jonny Fairplay from “Survivor,” and Heidi can be one of those girls who carry the cards with the round numbers on them while wearing bikinis. She might as well get something out of those implants. Hey, it’s better than stripping.

    (I don’t see her as a wrestler, though.)

  13. 13
    giffordsaz
    Posted November 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    I am celebrating that Stephanie did let them move in with her! She is growing up so right.

  14. 14
    Traci
    Posted November 20, 2010 at 4:20 am

    Perfect example of how you could be spending millions one day and broke the next. These two should’ve consulted Suze Orman years ago. I hope Hedi realizes that people become very angry when you kick your sister out and let your man treat her like crap. Hell, that’s the reason why I stopped watching. After Lauren left, the show went to hell.

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