Heidi And Spencer – Is This A Joke?

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By Nads | Monday, August 23, 2010 | 12:20 pm | 9 Comments
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heidi and spencer

TMZ reported that Heidi, and Spencer were caught together in Costa Rica yesterday. I should have known not to trust the reports on the two has-been-washed up-attention staved-former reality stars. A paparazzi gal caught them on tape, and the two were frantically trying to separate. (Watch it here). The Pap is questioning Heidi like she’s her mother, it’s kind of hilarious. Spencer is claiming that he was trying to turn her dogs over to her. I call B.S.

Either two things could have happened–Spencer could have followed Heidi to Costa Rica to stir the pot, and make headlines (if that’s the case, sorry Heidi)…or they actually were in Costa together–which is most likely the case…and it’s pathetic.

This dumb sex tape is their next cash cow, and their way of trying to stay current. It’s like they’re following a book on how to be famous. Chapter 8–”Fake an O.D.”

So, who will it be? Heidi or Spencer that accidentally takes the whole bottle of pills? My bets on Heidi–she’ll feel bad for doing the sex tape, feel guilty about her surgeries…and the list goes on. She’ll do what she does best–be the damsel in distress.

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 23, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    lol @ Fake an OD. That may be #9. Number 8 would have to be, ‘pretend your house was robbed’ and that you lost hundreds of thousands in jewels and electronics. (and crystals)

  2. 2
    Anne McGill
    Posted August 23, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    I think these two reality fools are doing anything and everything to remain relevant. Their 15 minutes ended when they got married and they don’t seem to understand that they are not stars. They were minor supporting characters on a reality show that lasted 2 years too long. Heidi can’t sing, her boobs are fodder for punchlines, she will never be taken seriously as an actress because she has no talent. Spencer is a few steps below Heidi on the food chain but he has a little mental illness, which makes him unpredictable and not in a good way.

    I think Speidi believes their own press releases. Idiots.

  3. 3
    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted August 23, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    Heidi is a sociopath. Spencer is a delusional ass, who probably also suffers from some kind of Personality Disorder. God, I’ve had enough of these freaks!

    They tried to go after the producer of their own show, the guy who provided their vehicle to fame – who do they think is going to work with them now? Heidi turned against her own mother, she’s dead inside.

    I wish all media outlets would agree to just not report on these twits.

  4. 4
    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted August 23, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    You know what’s really screwed up about this? She’s claiming Spencer is threatening her with the release of these tapes if she doesn’t agree to his terms. Isn’t it blackmail or extortion to force someone to do something against their will through a threat?

    It’s all bullshit or she would have had him arrested. She’s in on all of it, it’s probably all her idea.

  5. 5
    georgiababe
    Posted August 23, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    What a dumb lie. Why on earth would they fly all the way to Costa Rica to figure out who gets the dogs? They both live in LA.

    Better lies people, you need better lies.

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 24, 2010 at 12:18 am

    I heard somewhere that they had property in CR. They were just tryna have a romantic getaway. I saw an update on E! News and it turns out Spencer isn’t in the tape. (My gag reflex just relaxed). Turns out the tape is girl-on-girl, or ‘plastic-on-plastic’ as heidi gets it on with on the twin ex-gf’s of Hugh Hefner. The ones he ‘dated’ for a season but got the hell out of dodge the minute the cameras stopped rolling. The ones whose dad is 39 but whose boyfriend is 83. yes, those twins.

  7. 7
    Nads
    Posted August 24, 2010 at 12:56 am

    omg, i just barfed in my mouth. so, who was filming the sex tape? spencer? is he now a cinematographer??

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 24, 2010 at 1:10 am

    Gross, right?

    Well, apparently he wasn’t around when the tape was filmed, (I mean the girls woulda been drier than the Sahara if he were), but as he was pillaging their Malibu house while ‘moving out’, he came across the tape and thought, “Jackoff!” I mean, “Jackpot!”

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/22/heidi-montag-sex-tape-karissa-shannon-spencer-pratt-porn-speidi-vivid-entertainment/

  9. 9
    itchy
    Posted August 24, 2010 at 8:16 am

    Well, that’s a relief. For a moment there I thought that dweeb was in the sex tape too.

    Bet they both had hardons while that gal was chasing them in Costa Rica though.

    It’s a sad thing. I really need to get my time machine fixed so I can see what they’ll be doing in 20 years.

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