Heidi And Spencer Sex Tape Coming Soon

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By Nads | Friday, August 20, 2010 | 3:00 pm | 5 Comments
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‘Till releasing a sex tape do us part

Spencer Pratt has hit rocked bottom…he is so staved for attention, and money these days, it’s sick. US Weekly is reporting that Spencer is hawking a “Heidi/Spencer sex tape” to Vivid Entertainment. Steve Hirsch, the co-CEO of Vivid said, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.”

He’s hit an all time low, even for himself. I can’t believe that Heidi hasn’t gotten anything in writing forbidding Spencer from releasing something like this. I hope Heidi is thinking twice about her last few years with this douchebag–he’s the king of the Douches. He should star in The Douches of Madison County, because all he does is sit around and sip on douche-aid.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted August 20, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Did anybody think there WOULDN’T be a sex tape?

  2. 2
    Memememe
    Posted August 20, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    I’m confused… aren’t they both douches?

    But yeah. Spencer can get hit by a bus.

    Did you see his quote? Something like Heidi is such a freak in bed it makes Kim K look like an amateur.

  3. 3
    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted August 20, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    If it has the same production quality and great acting that her video “Higher” did, I’m sure it will soar to number 1,062 on the porno charts.

    I’m so sick of these dolts, she responds to the death of her plastic surgeon with “He is in a better place.” Really?? If it really is so much better, why doesn’t she go there?

    Watching Spencer naked, and porking Heidi’s lifeless and plastic body, seems like the kind of thing that could only appeal to Ted Bundy, or other garden-variety necrophiliacs.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 21, 2010 at 2:02 am

    Did anyone read their Playboy interview? Heidi claims to have 20-30 orgasms… per session! I’m curious to see the tape in only to confirm the accuracy of that statement.

    Heidi is one of those girls that have invested so much in being sexy that she has gone beyond being sexy at all. The brow lift and botox just make her expressions dead and cold. And while big breasts definitely have their appeal, what about big, hard, plastic mounds that don’t move, don’t yield when being squeezed, and cannot be sucked without subjecting the poor, unsuspecting soul to stretch marks around their mouths?

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 21, 2010 at 2:19 am

    @Memememe: Glad to see you located the snarky, boobalicious, post! :) Also, Kim K is an amateur if her sex tape is any indication. The only thing she did differently than Paris Hilton was lie on her stomach, while Paris lied on her back. Either way, they both were passive participants.

    Oh, and I saw a brief clip of Montana Fishburne’s sex tape and bitch’s ass is so spotty I thought I was watching cheetas mate on the Animal Planet!

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