US Weekly is reporting that Heidi and Spencer’s split was fake. How did we know this? Is it because all these people do is try to create PR headlines, and seek fame? An “insider” lent the quote, “Heidi and Spencer are laughing over it and having a blast.” I wonder if they fabricated the break-up in an attempt to get a spinoff, or was it just another dump PR headline they wanted to create?
It’s almost like they have story meetings (like a writer’s room) every morning to conjure up their next big thing.
Their daily routine: sh*t, shower, coffee, go through past tabloid covers to see what stories they could copy, and get to. The only thing left for them to do is release a sex tape, because we all know that Spencer’s energy crystals can’t spin into another headline.
The two of them are like the annoying kids at the pool with the media, “Mommy look, mommy look, I got fake boobs!” And, I’m at the point where I just want to say, “Okay honey, that’s nice…now go play while Mommy has a beer.”