Heidi Fleiss And Her Parrots

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, July 21, 2011 | 11:30 am | 6 Comments

Tagged: Animal Planet, celebrity rehab, heidi fleiss, madame, new show, parrots, prostitutes

Animal Planet greenlit a reality show following Heidi Fleiss and her stable of whores parrots. The title? Heidi Fleiss: Prostitutes to Parrots. What’s with weird celebrities having an obsession with birds, pigeons, parrots, etc…First Tyson, and now Fleiss? I don’t get it. The show will follow Heidi trying to manage her laudermats, open her doggy daycare, tend to her parrots, and all the while trying to stay sober.

The series premieres on July 31st, and I have no interest.

Comments (6)
More About Author

About Nads

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

1

2Hyper

Posted July 21, 2011 at 11:38 am

talk about the definition of “rode hard and put away wet!”
2

NotWithoutMyTV

Posted July 21, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Nads, I was taking you out to buy you a gown on the 31st so we could go to the Marine Ball together, right?

(I wrote the date down in permanent marker, because I’m scary intense like that.)
3

mere2142

Posted July 21, 2011 at 1:22 pm

I will totally watch! I kinda liked her on Celeb Rehab. But then again there’s not much I won’t watch. I’m pretty proud of myself for drawing the line @ Famous Food though.
4

nads

Posted July 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm

@NotWithoutMyTV – yes, but we also have an appointment with the florist for our matching corsage and boutonniere. It’s in my iCal.
5

Fan-Ann

Posted July 21, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Nads and NWMTV, I hope you two will post pictures of your magical night!
6

crazy rooster

Posted July 21, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Parrots don’t care if you don’t comb your hair. (The whole time I was writing that sentence I was trying to stay sober.)