Heidi Montag And Famous Food

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By Nads | Thursday, June 23, 2011 | 11:11 am | 8 Comments
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They’ve finally released a clip of Famous Food, the dumb reality show with all the reality rejects. As reported earlier, this show will feature Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelka, “singer” Ashley Dupré, The Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore, and two rappers from Three 6 Mafia come together to start a restaurant. I could just imagine the network mandate when they ordered that show…”we’re good trying to keep has-beens relevant, and people love cooking shows…”

I don’t know who I hate more? Heidi or Danielle?

This show looks like it’s going to be a mess:

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    plockeness monster
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Will someone please put Heidi out of her misery? She can’t be allowed to multiple, esp. w/ Creepy Flesh Colored Beard.

  2. 2
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 11:49 am

    OMG, how is creepy Jake on this show AND Bachelor Pad. His ego is already through the roof and it’s not even founded. barf.

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Oh, I imagine the race for most-hated will come down to Vincent Pastore, because you know every time he comes on screen, they’ll have sinister mafia violins playing, and Jake Pavelka, because… he’s Jake Pavelka.

  4. 4
    someguy
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    How is Heidi going to make another album or take the next great movie role that comes her way.I am sure she is just waiting for the right script.She must have time to write songs and perform.If this show takes away from that I will never forgive them,can Heidi sell her dry shampoo ay this place or any other of her fine hair care products if not .I can’t find her dry shampoo anywhere.An A-list actress can’t work with these d-list people,She should at lease be put in charge of everyone and have complete creative control or we will all be robbed.

  5. 5
    Spike
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    If she’s not in a sex tape, I don’t want to see her.

  6. 6
    kczar
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    I’m not going to be watching this show (although I’d definitely read the recaps!). I do not want to give my tv Hepatitis.

  7. 7
    giffordsaz
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    Did anyone who knows Heidi’s story hear her say her parents just lost their resturant and she really missed not owning it? Like she is even on talking terms with her parents. What a fing liar. She my go away.

  8. 8
    Philo
    Posted June 24, 2011 at 5:43 am

    Why does Heidi’s left eye stare into space while her right eye is dead center?

    Maybe Spence can make a guest appearance and add some “drama” to the show, just like he carried I’m a Celeb. LOL

    I pity the person who has to recap this show.

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