Heidi Montag Is Afraid Her Nose Will Fall Off

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By Nads | Friday, August 27, 2010 | 3:08 am | 3 Comments
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I literally just fell over laughing at Heidi Montag’s new fear–she’s afraid her nose will fall off like Michael Jackson’s. She told Life & Style, “I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November…the tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. Dr. Ryan always said I was his best, most cautious patient, and I’m not taking any chances now that he’s gone. I don’t want my face to fall off like Michael Jackson’s.”

Noses don’t just “fall off!” LOL!

I would love to be inside her head for one day, just to see what goes on up there. Heidi, humans aren’t Mr. Potato heads–where noses are interchangeable with eyes, and parts just fall off. Michael Jackson’s nose fell off because it didn’t want to be messed with anymore–it was fed up, so it broke up with his owner–like a beaten housewife that just got liberated.

Her PR spins are getting funnier by the day. Keep ‘em coming Heidi!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

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    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted August 27, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    So…is it just her nose, or is she afraid the other plastic parts will also fall off? I guess this is a hazard when you become Life Size Barbie…

  2. 2
    Anne McGill
    Posted August 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    If she thinks the only thing holding her nose on is tape, I don’t think she should be allowed to live on her own or handle money. This explains why she didn’t know that boobs the size of soccer ball would be uncomfortable and hard to manage. Did she get dropped on her head a lot?

    TVannie

  3. 3
    LAC
    Posted August 29, 2010 at 10:27 am

    She should be more worried that the hamster on the wheel inside her head doesn’t die of exhaustion keeping those pistons firing….”WALK TO THE BATHROOM, HEIDI…NO! BATHROOM, NOT INTO WALL!!”

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