Heidi Montag Wants Her Boobs Out

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By Nads | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 | 12:17 pm | 8 Comments
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Heidi Montag wants her boobs taken out. They’re just too much for her…Um, ya think? What do you mean Heidi? You don’t want G cups??? She said, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs.” I don’t know how she walks with those boobs, let alone workout! Her G cups are short for G-force!

She’s claiming she wants to downgrade to a D or DD. If I were her, I’d stick to a C+ or a D. She’s tiny! But then again, if she goes too small, they won’t match her new lips. What’s a blonde to do? Oh Heidi, you have some massive problems on your hands, and Spencer isn’t one of them.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    Anne McGill
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    No matter what boobs are removed, she’ll still be married to the biggest one of all.

  2. 2
    Khakie
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Then when the publicity of her getting her implants removed she’ll decide that she wants to make them big (headlines) again.

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    @Khakie: But first she’ll auction those G’s off on ebay being that they were inserted by an now deceased surgeon.

  4. 4
    Flipit
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    Heidi should like….read books or something.

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    lol @ Flipit..the only way I see that as a possibility is if Life and Style is printed as a hardcover.

  6. 6
    tvaholic
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    They could’ve used the implants to plug the oil leak in the gulf. We can still stuff Spencer in the pipe, right?

  7. 7
    georgiababe
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    Well, at least her face looks somewhat normal again, now that the swelling has gone down. In that L&S cover, she almost looks like she did after surgery round #1.

  8. 8
    mommacolt
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 4:32 am

    Poor Heidi! It must have been so upsetting when she found out that gigantic boobs on a tiny frame would cause issues with her workouts. I am sure her surgeon didn’t even mention the risks. I feel so bad for her….NOT!
    Please stop writing stories about this psychotic media whore. What kind of insane psychopath alters her body in such circus freak ways just to stay current? She needs therapy really really really badly. Can you say narcicist? Good Grief!!

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