Heidi Montag Has A Fashion Line And Spencer Is Giving Advice

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, March 13, 2008 | 12:31 am | 5 Comments
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Are we a what they call a power couple?

Is this real? Yesterday there were two releases: one featuring Heidi and one featuring Spencer and both of them made me throw up in my mouth a little. So, you want the bad news or the bad news first?

First piece of crazy is that Heidi Montag is coming out with her own fashion line that will be featured at Anchor Blue stores. “The collection is designed to cater to girls between the ages of 16 and 21, with pieces such as brightly colored cotton jersey dresses, graphic tees, oversize handbags, evening clutches and gold, silver and zebra print jewelry.”

Wow, she can’t sing, she most definitely has terrible taste in men, and now she wants to be a “designer”???And, the second piece of crazy: Spencer Pratt is getting his own advice column in Radar magazine tittled, Yo Spencer. The editor of Radar said, “When asking for advice, it’s good to have someone who will be brutally honest with you, and tell it like it is.”

Riiiigggghhhtttt. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 13, 2008 at 7:52 am

    mosesjhn:
    “How funny,but so sweet girl,seems she is famous on a celebrity and millionaire site~~~~~ seekamillionaire.com ~~~~,I saw many hottest photos of her on that site.”

    I’ve seen hotter. lol
    ——

    As for Spencer giving advice – well isn’t that the creepiest news ever? I’d rather buy a purse with Heidi’s name on it then get advice from Toothy McDouche. So far we’ve seen him destroy a life long friendship (between Lauren and Jen Bunny) break up another good friendship (Lauren and Heidi), dump his OWN best friend (Brody), treat his own sister like crap and blow his engagement with Heidi.

    Now THERE’S a guy who’s advice I’d wanna take.

  2. 2
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 13, 2008 at 7:54 am

    OOps – I forgot that he also gives terrific career advice. Remember when he had Heidi stab her friend Elodie in the back for that promotion?

  3. 3
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted March 13, 2008 at 11:36 am

    no one cares about that stupid site, you transparent shill (#1).

  4. 4
    Nads
    Posted March 13, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    This Heidi and Spencer news is so gross. The Heidi thing doesn’t surprise me, b/c she’ll throw anything on a wall to and see what sticks. But, when I read about Spencer, I almost got angry.

    Also, Donna Martin: I think the comment from #1 is spam. So, if they’re reading…GET OFF OUR SITE!!!

  5. 5
    VegasDarling
    Posted March 17, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Well, I won’t be reading Radar anymore. Honestly, it’s gone downhill since the second incarnation of print, but this is the final how-hackey-and-celeb-worshippy-can-we-get straw. Seriously, it feels like Perez over there, with all the self-agrandizing and the let’s pat ourselves on the back tone.

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