Heidi, Why Did You Do This?

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, January 14, 2010 | 2:11 pm | 8 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

Once you start, you can’t stop…plastic surgery is like eating Pringles. I wonder if Spencer had a hand in pushing her to get work done. She looked perfectly fine before. I actually used to think…”poor Heidi, she doesn’t know any better…she’s Spencer’s pawn.” But, I’m through feeling sorry for her…She’s a certifiable idiot. My best friend always says, “If you put a bow on a cat, it’s still a cat.” And, Heidi…no matter how much plastic surgery you do, it’s not going to change the way you sing…Even auto-tune can’t fix that.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    chooch850
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    What is with these watermelon boobs?!

  2. 2
    msjacqmills
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    She succeeded in making herself look like a washed up Playboy Bunny. way to age yourself 15 years, doucherella!

  3. 3
    AnneM
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    I’ve never seen anyone have plastic surgery to look older rather than younger. I guess that when you are only 23 and have a brow lift, it’s bound to make you look older.

    By the way, Heidi was fine before, but when is Spencer going to get some work?

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 12:41 am

    Wow.

    I honestly have never thought that Heidi was ugly. I thought she was quite pretty on The Hills and even though she looked more fake, I thought she was fine after her first set of surgeries.

    Now, she looks like she’s 20 years older and it’s not flattering. She’s getting into Jocelyn Wildenstein territory…

  5. 5
    georgiababe
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 12:45 am

    Also, her boobs look really weird.

    She looks like an aging tranny.

  6. 6
    marijai
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 10:50 am

    I think Spencer is trying to create the perfect blow-up doll for himself and she’s to brainwashed/deluded to notice or care.

  7. 7
    Hypnotoad
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    I haven’t watched The Hills since at least the third season. But comparing how Heidi looked in 2006 to how she looks now, though, is devastating. She used to look so fresh and pretty, now she’s just 100% plastic. I guess the outside changes reflect the inside changes: Fake as effing eff.

    I’m totally buying her new CD though; I’m fresh out of coasters.

  8. 8
    pixielated
    Posted January 17, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    Remember that Twilight Zone where EVERYBODY had plastic surgery in their teens and they all looked exactly alike. There were six models they could choose from, and they had to wear name tags so people would know the difference, because there were thousands and thousands of people who looked exactly alike. And they spent all their time watching sports and shopping.

    Sounds like the lives of our current “celebrities” to me.

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