Heidi’s a Stah

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By Flipit | Tuesday, September 18, 2007 | 7:27 pm | 6 Comments

by Pachita

I think by now we have all seen the train-wreck that was Britney Spears’ performance at the VMA’s. BUT, have you seen the 15-car-pile-up with mass casualties that is Heidi Montag’s impromptu sing-along to her own single at LAX nightclub? If not, you MUST.

Heidispaz

I am mildly obsessed with all things Hills, and, like everyone else, love to hate the entity that is Speidi. So, imagine if you will, the elation I felt to see Heidi perform and have it be worse (I mean much, MUCH, I-almost-had-to-look-away-but-that-would-have-ruined-it worse) than Britney at the VMA’s. Thanks to LoPahm for enlightening me, and TMZ for being so darned sneaky, now we can all feel that way.

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

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EstelleHairball

Posted September 18, 2007 at 8:30 pm

Thank you SOOOO much for adding this! This girl deserves every bit of criticism she gets. There are really talented people out there struggling to make it, and she is a joke. I hope this is plastered all over the internet and tv!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LoLo

Posted September 18, 2007 at 8:45 pm

That there was some mighty fine flailing. If she wants any shot at this (shudder), Heidi needs to stop stealing dance moves from American Idol rejects.

And Spencer… what a tard.

Thanks for the link, guys
3

cchani

Posted September 19, 2007 at 9:35 am

What was that?? Girl needs to get her butt to a dance studio.
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murphena

Posted September 19, 2007 at 11:35 am

You just know that Heidi and Spencer are going to come out with a statement saying that this was just a joke and not to be taken seriously. Anything to cover the fact that Heidi really is as talentless as we all thought.
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pachita

Posted September 19, 2007 at 12:33 pm

It really is incredible. Does Perez actually get along with them or is he just trying to get some face time too?

PS – Apparently once the cameramen left, so did Spencer.

In other news – Heidi’s 7-year-old cousin is suing for the rights to her token “flail dance” which she routinely performs for family members on holidays.
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Nads

Posted September 19, 2007 at 4:07 pm

She makes me want to puke in my mouth.