Here’s To You Jerry Springer

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By Nads | | 4:04 pm | 2 Comments
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Jerry Springer just celebrated his 20th anniversary on TV, and apparently this is what I missed on the episode:

–15 fights with women vs. woman

–5 fights with men vs. men

–3 fights between men and woman

–2 fights between transsexuals and other guests

–1 big fight between KKK members and his TV guests.

–Fights: “Stripper Take Down,” “Big Time Brawlin’,” “I Slept With Your College Romates,” “Hot Headed Hookers”

–Trannys: “My Boyfriend Is A Girl,” “Big Tranny Surprise,” “Explosive Transsexual Affairs,” “I’m Pregnant By a Transsexual”

–Sex: “I Want To Be Dominated,” “Big Busted Strippers, “Stripper Sex Drama,” “Angry Sisters Wrestling In Oil”

–Family: “My Sister & I Have Sex,” “My Uncle Is My Pimp,” “Threesomes with Grandma,” “Sisters Pregnant By The Same Man,” “My Grandma Stole My Man,” “I’m Marrying My Sister” and “Mom, Will You Marry Me?”

–Randoms: “Return of Kung-Fu Hillbilly,” “Woman In Labor Confronts Mistress,” “I Cut Off My Manhood” and “I Married A Horse”).

The above are all the reasons I love Jerry Springer. He’s the grandfather of reality TV without even knowing. Why wait for Jersey Shore once a week, when Jerry has it on his show everyday? I know, it’s all trash TV, and why cloud my brain with it? But when there’s nothing else on…I say a good brawl is always good to watch because it’s not your life. Happy Anniversary Jerry!


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted October 27, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Hey, sounds like Jerry Springer might just be the CEO for Bravo! Seriously, I keep wondering when Teresa is going to rip off her shirt.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    How could you not watch a show that has show titles like “Return of Kung-Fu Hillbilly” and “Explosive Transsexual Affairs” (are there any other kind)???

    I try to not watch this show but when I stay home sick from work I can’t help it. It makes me feel better about myself.

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