Hines Ward Gets A DUI

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By Nads | | 4:45 am | 4 Comments
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Our poor dancing champ, Hines Ward got a DUI this past weekend. He was arrested outside of Atlanta and was released on $1300 bond. Hines seemed smarter than that!!! He danced his way to the top and was a Super Bowl MVP, you’d think he’d know better than to get behind a wheel. Tisk Tisk! No more Purple Hooters or Kamikaze shots for you, Hines! The only rugs he’ll be cutting at this rate are the floor mats of a cop car. Thumbs down!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 5:59 am

    I am sure he was just focusing on judging the dancers at the Oasis Goodtime Emporium, and lost track of how many drinks he had. :)

  2. 2
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 6:35 am

    Len Goodman called. The show wants its mirrorball trophy back.

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 8:58 am

    My agent is telling me I need to have a DUI or two on my record. He says it’s a bad boy thing, and I’ll get better buzz if I’m not so squeeky clean. He says I should be shooting for somewhere between “Christian Bale” and “Charlie Sheen”.

    So I guess I might soon be drunk driving through a town near you.

  4. 4
    Wilma Fingherdu
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 9:08 am

    Hines, Hines, Hines….even my broke-ass friends and I know enough to chip in for a cab after being “overserved”.

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