Honey Boo Boo Brought In Big Numbers

19 Comments

1. 1
   alice
   Posted August 10, 2012 at 1:14 pm

   its true…honey boo boo child and her family are farting..burping…belly smacking all the way to the bank!!!! “bet ya eden woods mom is burning up..” i cant stop watching it…i laughed at the farts..i laughed at the bellys..i laughed the mud diving..i even laughed at the pig feet thingy..THANK YOU TLC!!!!

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   Moli
   Posted August 10, 2012 at 1:22 pm

   Alice I swear the intro fart was the best, I don’t know why(have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy) but it was golden. Add me to the list of viewers, that show was freaking redneckieawesomeness. The HBBclan made something as disgusting as pig feet funny…how is that even possible? Oh and June talking about the fatties she said EVERYTHING we all want to say to them(I’mma chubster myself)…cover that shyt up!

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   zerocool
   Posted August 10, 2012 at 1:24 pm

   I haven’t watched the show, but The Soup did a segment on it that had us crying it was so hysterical.

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   crankyguy
   Posted August 10, 2012 at 1:38 pm

   I YEARN to know how pissed off Eden Wood’s momma is about Honey Boo Boo stealing Eden’s thunder. And Team Honey Boo Boo doesn’t even give a shit about “keeping it professional.”

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   rainbow
   Posted August 10, 2012 at 2:04 pm

   In the last year,my Mom has been diagnosed with terminal breast cancer and has moved in with my husband and I. We have two teenagers. You have NO idea what it means to me to turn on a “Toddlers and Tiaras” episode and read your commentary along with it these last months. I laugh so hard, and boy do I need it! Mom and I watched “Honey Boo Boo” together along with my kids. I had seen the “T&T” episode with Alana and really loved her. She’s a kid who’s comfortable in her own skin and endearlingly determined. I love her can-do attitude. So, Mom and I, both college-educated, watched it together. We could’ve done without the swearing and at least a couple of gas jokes, but overall I saw a family who really loves each other. I will definitely be watching next week! They seem frugal, so I’m hoping they are wise with this unexpected financial windfall. I have to agree with crankyguy. One of the first thoughts I had when I heard HBB got her own show was that somewhere Micki Wood was throwing a screaming fit!

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   caligal
   Posted August 10, 2012 at 2:18 pm

   @Cranky, Team HBB doesn’t know the meaning of the word professional, much less anything about keeping it!

   Anyone think any of this money will be going into a college fund? Bueller?

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   Enrique's Mole
   Posted August 10, 2012 at 2:39 pm

   @caligal
   Probably not a college fund, but they’ll likely upgrade to a nice, double-wide. And get shoes for all the kids. No more having to share one pair.

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   Enrique's Mole
   Posted August 10, 2012 at 2:40 pm

   They should probably save some of the money for dentures, though.

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   Dear Crabby
   Posted August 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm

   I do feel bad for Sugar Bear – what the hell does he do for a living that he’s gone 7 days a week? I’d get some of those kids working…

   June was hilarious that she couldn’t say “Jabba the Hut” correctly when she was talking about what people compare her to…oh, June, how do you not know Jabba? Tsk, tsk.

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    crankyguy
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    “Sugar Bear – what the hell does he do for a living that he’s gone 7 days a week?

    I don’t know, but trucker is a pretty good guess, I think.

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    sagittariuskim
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    Maybe he has 2 jobs.

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    labowner
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Ask and you shall receive:

    Honey Boo Boo’s baby-daddy Mike Thompson seems to have managed the art of sleeping sitting up while maintaining his sanity among all the other women in his household. So how does “Sugar Bear” bring home the bacon for beautimous Mama June and the rest of the family? Let’s investigate and properly redneckognize our leading man!

    In the premiere episode June casually mentions that Mike works 7 days a week as he loads up into his truck. So where does Mike work? According to his Facebook page, the hardest working man in Middle Georgia show business works for Snowco General Contractors.

    “I work for snowco general contractors in mcintrye for almost 8 yrs I work in the chalk mines and love it”

    Here’s Snowco’s pitch via their official website:

    Snowco General Contractors, Inc. was established in early 2000. Snowco has been one of the fastest-growing companies in the Middle Georgia area. The business is located in McIntyre, right in the heart of Middle Georgia.
    Snowco has the experience, manpower, and equipment needed to make your next project a success. There are no projects to big or too small for Snowco. Snowco meets or exceeds all of the necessary insurance requirements needed to perform work. We offer services to commercial, industrial, and residential clients throughout the Middle Georgia area. All of our employees are MSHA certified and attend Snowco regularly scheduled safety meetings.
    The mission of Snowco General Contractors Inc., is to provide services to our customers that are competitively priced and that consistently exceed their expectations.
    Give Snowco a call before you start your next project and let us work with you to make it a success.
    According to the official website for Wilkinson County, GA, kaolin mining is the chief industry of the region:

    Kaolin mining and processing is the principal industry in Wilkinson County. The valuable white clay is used in many manufacturing products including paper, paint, rubber, make-up and medicines.
    Those train tracks you see running almost through his living room make their way through the region primarily for that “white gold.”

    How Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson brings home the bacon for Honey Boo Boo’s family Aug, 09, 2012 | AUTHOR: Darren O | Related : Alana Thompson, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson

    Honey Boo Boo’s baby-daddy Mike Thompson seems to have managed the art of sleeping sitting up while maintaining his sanity among all the other women in his household. So how does “Sugar Bear” bring home the bacon for beautimous Mama June and the rest of the family? Let’s investigate and properly redneckognize our leading man!

    In the premiere episode June casually mentions that Mike works 7 days a week as he loads up into his truck. So where does Mike work? According to his Facebook page, the hardest working man in Middle Georgia show business works for Snowco General Contractors.

    “I work for snowco general contractors in mcintrye for almost 8 yrs I work in the chalk mines and love it”
    Here’s Snowco’s pitch via their official website:

    Snowco General Contractors, Inc. was established in early 2000. Snowco has been one of the fastest-growing companies in the Middle Georgia area. The business is located in McIntyre, right in the heart of Middle Georgia.
    Snowco has the experience, manpower, and equipment needed to make your next project a success. There are no projects to big or too small for Snowco. Snowco meets or exceeds all of the necessary insurance requirements needed to perform work. We offer services to commercial, industrial, and residential clients throughout the Middle Georgia area. All of our employees are MSHA certified and attend Snowco regularly scheduled safety meetings.
    The mission of Snowco General Contractors Inc., is to provide services to our customers that are competitively priced and that consistently exceed their expectations.
    Give Snowco a call before you start your next project and let us work with you to make it a success.
    According to the official website for Wilkinson County, GA, kaolin mining is the chief industry of the region:

    Kaolin mining and processing is the principal industry in Wilkinson County. The valuable white clay is used in many manufacturing products including paper, paint, rubber, make-up and medicines.
    Those train tracks you see running almost through his living room make their way through the region primarily for that “white gold.”

    In addition to Sugar Bear’s time spent with Snowco the 40-year-old is also a volunteer firefighter in Irwinton, GA. Mr. Thompson also added the following in his info from Facebook:

    I love helping ppl out my 6 yr alana is into pageants and has become a celebrity from it and we support her in everything she has her own show coming out in august 8 on tlc but we r still common ppl living the country we go 4 wheeler riding all the time and hanging out with some great friends…if u want to know just ask
    Hard working man who loves what he does and the people he does it for. I think it’s safe to say that Mike is my kind of fellar.

    How Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson brings home the bacon for Honey Boo Boo’s family Aug, 09, 2012 | AUTHOR: Darren O | Related : Alana Thompson, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson

    Honey Boo Boo’s baby-daddy Mike Thompson seems to have managed the art of sleeping sitting up while maintaining his sanity among all the other women in his household. So how does “Sugar Bear” bring home the bacon for beautimous Mama June and the rest of the family? Let’s investigate and properly redneckognize our leading man!

    In the premiere episode June casually mentions that Mike works 7 days a week as he loads up into his truck. So where does Mike work? According to his Facebook page, the hardest working man in Middle Georgia show business works for Snowco General Contractors.

    “I work for snowco general contractors in mcintrye for almost 8 yrs I work in the chalk mines and love it”
    Here’s Snowco’s pitch via their official website:

    Snowco General Contractors, Inc. was established in early 2000. Snowco has been one of the fastest-growing companies in the Middle Georgia area. The business is located in McIntyre, right in the heart of Middle Georgia.
    Snowco has the experience, manpower, and equipment needed to make your next project a success. There are no projects to big or too small for Snowco. Snowco meets or exceeds all of the necessary insurance requirements needed to perform work. We offer services to commercial, industrial, and residential clients throughout the Middle Georgia area. All of our employees are MSHA certified and attend Snowco regularly scheduled safety meetings.
    The mission of Snowco General Contractors Inc., is to provide services to our customers that are competitively priced and that consistently exceed their expectations.
    Give Snowco a call before you start your next project and let us work with you to make it a success.
    According to the official website for Wilkinson County, GA, kaolin mining is the chief industry of the region:

    Kaolin mining and processing is the principal industry in Wilkinson County. The valuable white clay is used in many manufacturing products including paper, paint, rubber, make-up and medicines.
    Those train tracks you see running almost through his living room make their way through the region primarily for that “white gold.”

    In addition to Sugar Bear’s time spent with Snowco the 40-year-old is also a volunteer firefighter in Irwinton, GA. Mr. Thompson also added the following in his info from Facebook:

    I love helping ppl out my 6 yr alana is into pageants and has become a celebrity from it and we support her in everything she has her own show coming out in august 8 on tlc but we r still common ppl living the country we go 4 wheeler riding all the time and hanging out with some great friends…if u want to know just ask

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    labowner
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    Aw shit. Time for drinking. Sorry about that.

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    Bluedog
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    labowner I thought you had been drinking. Thanks for the info though. My regard for Alana’s daddy has gone sky high. All those hours working and a volunteer fire fighter as well as a family man.

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    anniedawg25
    Posted August 11, 2012 at 9:39 am

    @ rainbow…thanks for sharing that hell, if a little honey boo boo child is all it takes….go for it!
    I haven’t seen the show….I’m pretending I have a tiny shred of reality show dignity left in me….but the siren call of farts and redneck shenanigans is callin mah’ name. I have a feeling I will be in honey boo boo’s clutches soon enough

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    snowshoecat
    Posted August 11, 2012 at 10:50 am

    LabO @12– I laughed so hard at your comment. It was like a written Groundhog’s Day!!

    So funny!

    @Bluedog, I thought a nip or three had been involved too!

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    hot cawfee
    Posted August 12, 2012 at 6:03 am

    I wonder if Chickadee will name her baby Kaolin????

    @ Annie 15—- bbwwaahhhaaa “siren call of farts and redneck shenanigans” bbwwaaahhhaaa

    ::::passing Labowner another glass of wine

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    emptymailbox
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    And there goes what little hope I had for humanity.

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    crispy
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    What’s up with Sugar Bear’s mouth and teeth ?