Honey Boo Boo Trailer

Watercooler

By Nads | Friday, July 20, 2012 | 4:44 am | 22 Comments
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The Honey Boo Boo trailer is out, and it looks amazing. I can’t wait for this damn show. I’m drinking Go-Go Juice in preparation! 

Here’s the trailer:

If I ever birthed a child like Honey Boo Boo, I’d run for the hills, but she’s damn entertainment to watch. I can’t wait for this show to air. I need more Honey Boo Boo in my life…let’s face it…we all do.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

22 Comments

  1. 1
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 5:04 am

    Even the trailer makes me want to run screaming from the room.

  2. 2
    hot cawfee
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 5:42 am

    oh my….congrats to TLC. This is one of the few times in my life I am speechless. And am onboard with this adorable train-wreck.

  3. 3
    Katie
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 6:28 am

    These people are too stupid to even begin to recognize they are only on tv to be mocked and ridiclued.

    There is nothing even remotely attractive about any one of them, their stupidity is beyond description, and they are all ugly to boot.

    Just proves that there are those out there desperate enough to make a buck who would subject themselves to the abuse they will garner when this “sh&t show” debuts. And Honey Boo Boo is one of the least adorable of those kids who appeared on T and T.

  4. 4
    Escapee
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 6:53 am

    Reality tv has done such a lovely job of perpetuating stereotypes against women (gold digger housewives and bridezilla housewife wanna-bes, ignorant teen moms, and crude stage moms) and Southerners (dumb, loud, fat, fascinated by fast cars and bodily emissions including farts and blood). Yay for the 21st century.

    Thank you for watching, Nads, so we don’t have to! In fact, isn’t that the tag line for Tvgasm? “We watch so you don’t have to.”. “Turn off your tv and talk amongst yourselves.”. “TV is better when you read it.”. Love this place.

  5. 5
    skychickie
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Ohhhhh white trash…. Who knew you’d make such good tv.

  6. 6
    alice
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 8:06 am

    look out eden wood…honey boo boo child is about to step on you..i’ve had sooo much go go juice that im ready to hump my cat!!! i cant to watch this show,,i’ll be laughing soo much …bet ya they’ll have tee-shirts and other items..would’nt be funny…edens camera loving mom has eden traveling the world and getting no where then a long comes this honey boo boo child and only on t&t once and she could make lots of money!!

  7. 7
    BlueCanary
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 8:41 am

    Lord. Please tell me DearCrabby is going to recap this…

  8. 8
    Get atcha
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 9:12 am

    yes.. They wanted the swap people well hell they finally got them.. These people make the word rednecks look bad.. LMAO.. how discusting.. but hilarious!! I am loving it because that old sparklebabybee of a bitch is so damn discusted right now she cant even see straight! I bet its killing her. She dont know what to do now that her uneducated cant read daughter has been left behind and honey boo boo has taken over TLC.. OMG.. if we could see miss sparklebabyee mickie now.. LMAO.. I love it!!

  9. 9
    Angela
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Sweet Jesus on a biscuit! It is worse than I thought. Well here’s hoping they use the money to invest or start a college fund for Honey Boo Boo. Yeah right, that will happen.

  10. 10
    emptymailbox
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    I’m not a depressed person, but this literally makes me want to kill myself. How the hell did we reach the point where this trash is worthy of anybody’s time or attention? I have lost all faith in my country, and hell, even my species as a whole.

  11. 11
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    I wouldn’t let it get to you emptymailbox. TLC is what takes the place of traveling carnival freak shows which have been around for hundreds of years. Maybe they can have a show about cock fights, too.

  12. 12
    SuburBint
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    @ crankyguy — Either my time here at the ‘Gasm has warped my brain even more than it was already or I truly do have the soul of a 12-year-old boy, but I do not think what immediately sprang to my mind when you said “cock fights” is what you were talking about….

  13. 13
    michkabibbles
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    @suburbint-although, with tlc, you never really know.

  14. 14
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted July 21, 2012 at 5:32 am

    @SuperB and Crank, my nine-year-old-boy brain will be interrupting me all day with the images that you have furnished.

  15. 15
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted July 21, 2012 at 7:31 am

    I’m not sure I can watch her mom. She looks like she’s eating her own face. It’s disturbing.

  16. 16
    Elmstreet
    Posted July 21, 2012 at 9:22 am

    I remember when TLC was actually “The Learning Channel”.

    *Sigh.

  17. 17
    SuburBint
    Posted July 22, 2012 at 9:23 am

    @ Elmstreet — I continue to learn tons from TLC. None of it is useful or of any mental, spiritual, or emotional benefit, but it is information that I was not previously in possession of.

  18. 18
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted July 22, 2012 at 10:12 am

    When the first national public awareness campaign vilifying fried foods had done its work, Kentucky Fried Chicken suddenly became KFC so people would not be reminded of the “fried” part of the name. I think we’re supposed to forget about the “learning” part of TLC too. Or maybe now days it could be called the Trashy Lunatics Channel.

  19. 19
    whatwhat
    Posted July 22, 2012 at 10:48 am

    TLC teaches me what people to avoid at all costs.

  20. 20
    Secretary4Life
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 7:08 am

    @SuburBint – That’s exactly how I feel about TLC. You learn nothing useful, but it opens your eyes to a whole world of weird shit that you weren’t previously aware of. For example, the guy on Strange Sex who puts his wife’s breast milk on his Rice Krispies. I did not know about him.

  21. 21
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 8:38 am

    zOMG

  22. 22
    kay reid
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    Her voice is kind of annoying ( is it mean that I did the sound of some kids voices irritating?<_<)

    And Ew to her mother scatching at "bugs" or whatever. Even if it's supposed to be a joke… Just Ew.

    What is this show even supposed to be about? Also, why? What did this child do to warrant a bizarre tv show? She was… Cute? On toddlers and Tiaras but some of the stuff was weird cute (like the tummy thing) She was a fascinating specimen but the world really doesn't need to observe further into her life or that of her family's…

    TLC should be called The Lientary Channel… For all the shit they have on it lol (which I am guilty of watching haha)

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