By Chooch | Wednesday, May 30, 2012 | 8:00 pm | 18 Comments
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Here's some REAL summer reality for you!

 What is summer without Reality TV? There is always a flood of real TV for us to choose from and this year is no different. It’s a regular smorgasbord for us to feast on. The controversy continues over ABC’s new The Glass House, it’s version of CBS’ Big Brother, who by the way, have taken them to court to stop the airing of the show. ABC still has it on their schedule for a June 18th premiere. This brings me to the CBS show “3″, which has been described by many as a lot like ABC’s The Bachelorette. Their twist is that this new show has three skanks ladies who are all dating from a vast pool of men, in the hopes that they will  like one particular dude and a catfight will break out. I think ABC has a lawsuit, don’t you? Oh wait, maybe Bret Michaels has a case too…. and FlavaFlav!

Oh well, let’s look at what this sizzling hot summer has for us!

JUNE PREMIERE DATES:

Whale Wars (Animal Planet) 6/1 Fri. 9pm

Secret Millionaire (ABC) 6/3 Sun. 8pm

Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition (ABC) 6/3 Sun. 9pm

Ice Road Truckers (History) 6/3 Sun.9pm

Call of the Wildman (Animal Planet) 6/3 Sun. 10pm

 

Hell’s Kitchen (FOX) 6/4 Mon. & Tues. 8pm

Masterchef (FOX) 6/4 Mon & Tues. 9pm

The Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo) 6/4 Mon. 9pm

Push Girls (Sundance) 6/4 Mon. 10pm.

 

Love in the Wild (NBC) 6/5 Tues. 9pm

The Glee Project (Oxygen) 6/5 Tues. 10pm

Storage Wars (A&E) 6/5 Tues. 10pm

Kendra on Top (WeTV) 6/5 Tues. 10pm

 

Million Dollar Listing: LA (Bravo) 6/6 Wed. 9pm

Cajun Pawn Stars (History) 6/6 Wed. 9pm

Fast-N-Loud (Discovery) 6/6 Wed. 10pm

My Big Redneck Vacation (CMT) 6/6 Wed. 10:30pm

 

The Choice (FOX) 6/7 Thurs. 9pm

Cajun Justice (A&E) 6/7 Thurs. 10pm

Lives on Fire (OWN) 6/8 Fri. 9pm

Flying Wild Alaska (Discovery) 6/8 Fri. 10pm

DC Cupcakes: Takes New York (TLC) 6/8 Fri. 10pm

 

Million Dollar Neighborhood (OWN) 6/9 Sat. 9pm

Redneck Island (CMT) 6/9 Sat. 10pm

Road Life: The Musical (OWN) 6/9 Sat. 10pm

Mob Wives: Chicago (VH1) 6/10 Sun. 8pm

Our America with Lisa Ling (OWN) 6/10 Sun. 10pm

 

Tia & Tamera (Style) 6/11 Mon. 8pm

Chicagolicious (Style) 6/11 Mon. 9pm

Barter Kings (A&E) 6/12 Tues. 9pm

Teen Mom (MTV) 6/12 Tues. 10pm

 

Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta (VH1) 6/18 Mon. 8pm

RuPaul’s Drag U (LOGO) 6/18 Mon. 9pm

The Glass House (ABC) 6/18 Mon. 10pm

Miss Advised (Bravo) 6/18 Mon. 10pm

 

Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp (Lifetime) 6/19 Tues. 10pm

Snooki & JWOWW (MTV) 6/21 Thurs. 10pm

The Great Escape (TNT) 6/24 Sun. 10pm

Hollywood Exes (VH1) 6/27 Wed. 9pm

WipeOut (ABC) 6/28 Thurs. 9pm

 

JULY PREMIERE DATES:

Big Ang (VH1) 7/8 Sun. 8pm

Opening Act (E!) 7/9 Mon. 10pm

Destination Truth (SyFy) 7/10 Tues. 8pm

Beverly Hills Nannies  (ABCFamily) 7/11 Wed. 9pm

The Franchise (Showtime) 7/11 Wed. 10pm

Big Brother 14 (CBS) Thurs. 9pm-Sun. 8pm-Wed. 8pm

The Real L Word (Showtime) 7/12 Thurs. 10pm

Mama Drama (VH1) 7/18 Wed. 10pm

3 (CBS) 7/22 Sun. 9pm

Bachelor Pad (ABC) 7/23 Mon. 8pm

Top Chef Masters (Bravo) 7/25 Wed. 10pm

***UPDATE:

Just a few more summer sizzlers for you to be distracted by…..

…… and Kesha too!

Take Me Out (FOX) 6/7 Wed. 8pm. George Lopez hosted “dating show” with 30 girls with blinky lights. Sounds like a strip joint.

The Next Big Thing (Oxygen) 6/12 Tues. 11pm. A hard-nosed coach preps wannabes for auditions. He’s suppose to make them cry harder than Dance Mom does.

Randy to the Rescue (TLC) 6/15 Fri. 10pm. Randy Fenoli from Say Yes to the Dress gets his own show. He can spread his wings across the country now.

Craft Wars (TLC) 6/26 Tues. (time-slot not set) Tori Spelling hosts glue gun competitions.

Married to Jonas (E!) 8/19 Sun. (time-slot not set). The life & times of Kevin and Danielle Jonas minus his famous brothers. I thought they were all gay?

There ya have it. Anything have you all excited? Don’t forget me when Big Brother 14 comes around because no place covers Big Brother like we do here at TVgasm. For the latest BB14 updates and gossip stop at out Big Brother Facebook Fan Page here.

Thanks

chooch


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I'm a retired barwhore, who owned a drinking establishment for 20+ years. I've seen it all & done alot of it myself. I AM TV Patrol! I keep you all informed on new shows, specials, cancellations & the Nielson Ratings. I also contribute to "About Last Night". Award shows & the red carpet fashions in "Fashiongasm" are also on my agenda. I'm an expert in television viewing & I'm not afraid to voice my opinion about what sucks or doesn't suck on TV. Oh... and I'm always right.

18 Comments

  1. 1
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    What is wrong with Kors’ belly button?

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    @wasabipeas – are you sure that’s his bellybutton?, I thought it was his penis!

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Kors’ belly button isn’t an outie, it’s a chode.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    I avoided reality TV for the better part of the year, aside from Celeb Apprentice and Survivor, now it looks like I’m about to get sucked back in!

    RHoNYC…yes, please. Ramona Blinks-a-Lot and Sonja FreeLabia are a must see.

    Masterchef, The Choice, Big Brother, maybe even Glass House.
    Then I’m gonna get good and trashy with Mob Wives, Love and Hip Hop, Redneck Vacation (I read an article that said they went through 50 beers a day while filming in England…reality gold!), The Real L Word..

    And of course I’m gonna check out Nad’s new show, Miss Advised! Hope it’s getting recapped, too.

    So much for getting out and about this summer.. lol. I’m gonna have to install cable again and finally invest in a DVR. Reality TV, you win again!

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    There’s 1 that just started called The Catalina. It’s on CW.

    Here’s some paste from a web site I don’t know if we can link to since it’s got a TV section. But its nickname rhymes with Puff Toast. I didn’t watch it yet. But it sounds like it might be able to meet even my super high standards of trashiness.

    “The Catalina”..centers on the bikinis, boozing, and brawling at a Collins Avenue hotel in South Beach.

    Creator of the show and co-owner of the hotel, Nathan Lieberman, recently told the Miami Herald “Listen, I’m just trying to sell hotel rooms.”

    The hour-long infomercial disguised as a reality show follows the hedonistic bartenders and hotel managers on staff.

    Over 6 episodes, they spend their days trying to make debauchery at The Catalina more memorable than that in Vegas and their nights partying harder than any of the hotel guests.

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 4:29 am

    I see they are packaging Teen Mom as the girls’ last season. I’ll be sad to see them go.

    I’m so excited for Big Brother. I will be able to read updates on my ipad instead of trying to load the page 3 or 4 times on my blackberry and straining to read the small print.

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 4:49 am

    Ramsey was supposed to have another show called Hotel Hell (which since I am in the hotel business I was dying to see) it first had a start date in April, then it was moved to June, anyone else here know anything about it?

  8. 8
    Roxy520 Roxy520
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 5:20 am

    Sorry for my ignorance, but WHO is that person that looks like an-overly-tan-breast-implanted, upright-walking Gollum?!!! I’d rather be sporting the extra pounds I am than looks like that! scary….

  9. 9
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 5:29 am

    Strolling through Zap2it one evening, I thought I saw it. No have to go back …
    Oh wait. Premiere is august 1 on fox. No time given.

    There is another hotel show on now, but no Gordon, and I forget what it’s called. Meh.

  10. 10
    featherhead
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 5:46 am

    Thanks snowshoecat!! I watch the other hotel show – Hotel Impossible on the Travel Channel if that is the one you are talking about. It’s pretty good…

  11. 11
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 7:51 am

    Anyone know when Sheen’s show starts? I think I am gonna give that a go.

  12. 12
    chooch850
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Charlie Sheen’s new show “Anger Management” will premiere on FX , Thursday, June 28th at 9pm.

    I will be watching!

  13. 13
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Teen Mom–absolutely!!!! Feel like I have grown up with those kids (and their folks). Last season for Butch-sigh………

    Chicago Mob Wives with a side of Big Ang– I saw the first epi of Chi-Wives. Its awesome!!!! The accents, the make-up—-am so in and loving it. Also they filmed it in winter so all that snow will keep us nice and cool !!!! Yay!!!! And any thing Big Ang makes me happy.

    Is Big Brother really hitting the 14th season????????? Will Doctor Will leave the shopping channel and come back and cringy Mike Boogie????

  14. 14
    chooch850
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Don’t forget…. tonight is the premiere of “Dogs in the City” on CBS at 8pm.

    Tomorrow (5/31) will be the premieres of “Breaking Pointe” at 8pm on the CW (it’s a take on the ‘Black Swan’ craze) and “L.A. Hair at 10pm on WeTV.

  15. 15
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Don’t make fun of of Kesha. She suffers from an affliction called Noassatall.

  16. 16
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    @Roxy – Gollum in a bikini is Donatella Versace.

  17. 17
    Roxy520 Roxy520
    Posted May 31, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Thank you, vallegirl! that is just creepy…..

  18. 18
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    OMFG! I finally saw The Catalina! It’s a rock and roll fuck palace! says the owner. The manager puts contour makeup down her cleavage.

    1 of the restaurants is named The Kung Fu Kitchen and Sushi. The manager of that’s nickname is Russian baby killer. She ITMs that’s because she hates Russians and Germans. It’s on CW and has a great trash per minute ratio. They even show the pool dudes hitting on the camera people.

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