Housewife Hoedown Podcast: Plaid Day

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   sarcasatire
   Posted February 10, 2011 at 2:16 am

   Great show. I’m happy to see you guys are going to (hopefully) make this a weekly event.
   As far as the Lost Footage episode is concerned, please recap it! There is much fodder for your genius, Flipit. Kyle berating Kim in a secret language while Taylor seethes in jealousy, Lisa tormented by the fact that Jiggy’s days are numbered. Poor dog is scratching himself like a math addict. Let’s not forget Kyle ready to kick a girl’s ass for hugging up on her husband. Mind you, Mauricio never complains. My fav part is after Kyle threatens to poke a bitch’s eye out with a Manolo (always name dropping this one), She runs up to Maurcio and screams, “Who is she?!”, He deflects with skill, complimenting Kyle on her prowess. Maybe Camille was right about him after all… I mean, Kyle, for all of your beauty, how do you keep a man interested in you sleep in your baby’s crib?

   I have another fun tidbit. No worries about Dwight embarrassing the gays..he’s bisexual. And last I heard, engaged to a woman! Here’s a pic of the happy couple, engaged in 2009. http://creoleindc.typepad.com/rantings_of_a_creole_prin/2009/04/from-oneblackman-dwight-eubanks-his-fiance-and-his-mink-pants.html
   Dwight is convinced he is the cat’s meow. Naturally, TMA caught him trying to get someone to tow his car from the mud. That old ass Benz? He’s better off leaving it right where it was and declaring it stolen.

   Poor Kim. You could these girl make her insecure. I’m sure she doesn’t know makeup application because she never wears it. She is happier in baggy sweats soaked in breastmilk. Singledom has its privileges. But I’m sure she paid a high price her lack of upkeep. What billionaire wants a schlubby blonde on his arm? they call it Trophy Wife for a reason.

   I’ve seen plenty of pics of Cedric and his new BFF. Brandi, the wife of Eddie Cibrian, who home was wrecked by Leann Rimes. She and Cedric are both trying to gerner sympathy in the media. Ironically, they both come off as bitter hasbeens.

   Also, regarding the gays..has anyone notcied that most of them are hairdressers? Dwight and Ted Gibson both own salons, and Lawrence and Derek J both have private clients.
   Kim mentioned on Bravo’s NY’s eve that she doesn’t work with Derek anymore. Why? anyone have the deets?

   Oh, and when Kim said kids were being named after her, she meant her own. One of her daughters is named Kim. If we’re lucky they’ll both be spinsters, living in a dilapidated mansion. This has Grey Gardens written all over it.

   If someone is looking for the drunk Taylor vid, it can be found on Flipit’s latest Housewives recap.

   Great to hear you voice, LAC!

   I know this a mostly housewife show, Flip, but I’d love to hear your thoughts on Jersey Shore or Drag Race. Gays and drunks = a good time!

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   sarcasatire
   Posted February 10, 2011 at 2:19 am

   Speaking of a good time. doesn’t Kim’s(ATL) daughter look like Snooki?

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   sarcasatire
   Posted February 10, 2011 at 2:30 am

   Lest we forget, Kim was right about people naming their kids after her. What we didn’t realize before was she was talking about herself! Kim has a daughter named…Kim. I imagine they are referred to as Big Kim and Little Kim and just may spend their last days in a dilapidated mansion. Grey Gardens, the sequel.

   Kim doesn’t know how to apply makeup because she never wears any. How could she expect to be married to billionaire for life if she only wears sweats and flip flops? It’s called Trophy Wife for a reason.

   Cedric has been running around town with his new BFF, Brandi..ex-wife of Eddie Cibrian, who left her for Leann Homewrecking Rimes. She has also been rumored to join next season’s RHOBH cast.

   I posted all of the potential cast members on last week’s thread. Neither seem particularly interesting but there is a celebrity wife in the mix Too bad she’s married to Sylvester Stallone.

   You and Bside mentioned NYC drama, which is lacking. Well recently Ramona and Luann have been at war. Luann’s sixteen year old daughter was caught in a vid rolling joints and spitting racial epithets. Romana tweeted it to all of her followers. Of course, to Luann, she said it was by accident due to her ignorance of how Twitter works. Too little, too late. Luann hates her and the two have become hostile recently. Hope they caught it on tape!

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   sarcasatire
   Posted February 10, 2011 at 2:37 am

   Forgive the typos and repeated postings. I thought I lost my first comment and attempted to rewrite from memory. Or maybe I was trying to dive the point home.

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   Betsy Furman
   Posted February 10, 2011 at 2:59 am

   I don’t know what tape BRAVO sent you guys cuz I swear I never saw those two boring ones, only the one of Kyle fingering that Castlevania girl (LOL B-Side). There was a great moment with Taylor and Adrienne’s plastic surgeon husband Paul, telling her to show Russell how her forehead doesn’t move at all. It’s hilarious.

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   Pegster
   Posted February 10, 2011 at 3:45 am

   OMG you look so HANDSOME.

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   mere2142
   Posted February 10, 2011 at 7:34 am

   This is a riot guys – love your take on the HouseHo’s.

   You know Ted Gibson is the hairdresser on What Not to Wear, right? And he does seem fairly normal. I guess in comparison to Dwight, Flawerence and Derek J it’s easy to seem normal!

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   LAC
   Posted February 10, 2011 at 8:55 am

   You guys are adorable and funny – keep up the good work! I actually chortled in my office…and I am not quite sure that I know what it is, but I think that is what I did.

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   giffordsaz
   Posted February 10, 2011 at 2:34 pm

   I will log in just to give you love. Props to LAC for calling in.
   And an hour isn’t long enough, seriously… tell the number to call more than once or leave it on a card on the table……. just in case I want to call to talk to you.

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    Flipit
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    love that you are watching these! finally starting our own. just recorded with nads and next up is j-mo. should post late night/early morning. thanks for calling in laura and we will be better about having the phone number on screen next time. love and thanks for watching!

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    Robinez
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    This has been such a fun addition to tvgasm. I loved the shout out! I am still deciding on whether to send it to my grandmother..lol

    I am looking forward to your convo’s with Nad’s and J-mo. Hopefully Nads will be able to give us some inside info on the Miami gals.

    And, you know what I want to see you and J-Mo do. I have posted it and prodded it…A girl can dream..

    Hugs, Robin

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    Robinez
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    PS, Is there any way you could post what time time the podcsat starts?

    PSS, After reading your post’s many times it was neat to hear your voice, LAC

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    LAC
    Posted February 11, 2011 at 7:20 am

    Thanks Robinez…I was nervous that I sounded like a man, but it was not too bad.

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    Luisarhobhfan
    Posted February 11, 2011 at 9:59 am

    Taylor is so delusionsal, the godmother thing alone was laugh out loud funny

    http://jezebel.com/#!5757991/real-housewives-taylor-armstrong-possibly-a-serious-con-artist

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    Alejandra
    Posted February 11, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    OMG, you just perpetuated more Bebe Neuwirth fantasies than I thought possible. We should write a comic book about her Housewives adventures.