How Is Kate Gosselin Still Relevant?

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By Nads | | 3:27 pm | 22 Comments
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Kate Gosselin boost Celebrity Wife Swap‘s season two premiere ratings...well, I don’t want to give her all the credit, Kendra Wilkinson was on the episode too, but Kendra doesn’t bring ratings like crazy Kate. Seven million people watched Celebrity Wife Swap–that’s their highest viewership yet…I hate that she gets validated all the time with ratings. The more people watch, the more she thinks she’s A-mazing… 

And in the grand scheme of things–Kate is more bearable than the Kardashians. Is that crazy that I actually think about who I hate less?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

22 Comments

  1. 1
    TiredMom
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    Wife Swap? Is there a new man taking the title of this woman’s husband? I must have missed that.

  2. 2
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    Yeah, who did she offer up for the “swap”?

  3. 3
    wcsdancer
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    I disagree that Kate is more bearable than the Kardashians. They’re equally loathsome. I honestly can’t understand why any of them have fans.

  4. 4
    lindaw205
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Me either, wcsdancer. And I, too, want to know who Kate offered up for the swap. One of her kids?

  5. 5
    LAC LAC
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Well, to address the “why” part of the relevance of this amazing woman, may I draw your attention to paragraph 3, section b of what is hereafter referred to as “Pact with Satan, aka Beelzebub ” :)

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    People watched because they wanted to see lazy ass Kendra lose five Gosselin children.
    We were all disappointed.

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    Anything in this world is better than a K———-ian, period.

    They are my Kelvin equivalent.

  8. 8
    Tadow
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    She had a female friend who she felt could manage the kids alone.

  9. 9
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    Well, give Kate credit, she’s the only reason I ever watched Dancing with the the Retards.

  10. 10
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    She was worth it. I still hate her and she delivered.

  11. 11
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    @Tadow..’female friend’ my foot! We ALL know that was Kate’s nanny! What female friend lives over your garage?

    I just hate that Kate couldn’t act like she had help. ‘I do it alllllllllll alone!’ No, those kids are the housekeepers, cooks, and farmers. They wake up at the crack of dawn, feed chickens, pack lunches, organize the play areas, and clean every room in the house. Kate has 8 little servants and had the nerve to look down on Kendra for having a nanny? “I would be afraid I’d be missing out on this precious time with my son.’ Bitch, you have eight! A precious moment with one means you’re missing moments with the other seven. I’m sure Lil Hank gets more mommy time than any of your kids.

    I’m sure Kate’s idea of quality time is bouncing a quarter off the kids’ beds.

  12. 12
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 1:59 am

    If I had 8 fucking kids, I’d make ‘em work too. I don’t see anything wrong with that. I had 3 and they worked and now they are adults and they WORK!

  13. 13
    Flippy Floppy
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 10:47 am

    I think Kendra deserves some credit for not slapping this twat in the face.

  14. 14
    Tapnfeet99
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 10:40 pm

    I watched to see the Gosselin kids. In order to do that, I had to put up with watching icky Kate and her really ugly nanny. Anyone else feel a lesbian vibe going on there? Btw, I wouldn’t mind Kendra’s life!

  15. 15
    hlesczyn
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 8:37 am

    There is not another television personality who I disdain more than Kate Gosselin. Self-involved twat!

  16. 16
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 8:40 am

    @sarClassy, harsh. Hilarious, but harsh.

  17. 17
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 8:43 am

    And true.

  18. 18
    merry
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 10:31 am

    She’s only relevant to people who enjoy having someone to hate.

    When her famous 6 were born, Kate lived in my family’s hometown and we were over her from the minute her first begging list appeared in the local paper. No kidding. She and her ex-husband published a “wish list” of things they wanted other people to buy them, and that was after their church very kindly did the work to DOUBLE the size of their house. Oh, and they sold that house about a year later after complaining about how little help they’d received.

    If it’s Kate vs. the Kardashians, give me the Kardashians. Both are classless, stupid, and irritating, but at least the Kardashians don’t beg for money…they earn it (like all good prostitutes).

  19. 19
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 11:08 am

    LOL @ LAC…

  20. 20
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    Give it a few years and there should be eight Gosselin books coming out–all in the vein of ‘Mommie Dearest.’

  21. 21
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    Faye Dunaway is too old to play the lead in the film version this time. Lohan?

  22. 22
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    I’d love to see Kate play Dina Lohan.

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