Huge Gets Lipoed

Watercooler

By Flipit | Tuesday, October 5, 2010 | 1:00 pm | 3 Comments
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Well at least you have this flattering poster of yourself to keep in your room for all eternity.

ABC Family hates fat people. Damn you ABC family! They have cancelled Huge because the crafts services bill was more than the profits the show brought in. KIDDING. They cancelled it because there’s already one show with fat people on the air and Mike and Molly refused to leave. KIDDING. They cancelled it because no one watched it. KI…no that’s really why.

Poor Nikki Blonsky! Poor Hayley Hasselhoff! She and her dad are gonna have a lot to cry about together this week. Let’s pray for some drunken hamburger binges on the kitchen floor. It’s been too long!

This goes to show you that no one wants to go to fat camp. I’ve been there and it SUCKED. I did make some fat pen pals, though, which was nice. We sometimes see each other on facebook and talk about how fat we are. Guess who watched Huge? Not us. Fat people like to binge while watching thin people. I’ll take some Gossip Girl with my fries, thank you very much.

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3 Comments

  1. 1
    Sassygrl72
    Posted October 5, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Which camp? I went to fat camp and I kinda liked it. Not the fat part (I’m not fat now), but I made some great friends who I am still really close with to this day.

  2. 2
    Flipit
    Posted October 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    I went to a Christian camp called Camp Stoney. It was a normal camp but they had theme camps too. Like fat camp and sex ed camp. Both were horrifying. But I met great people at both.

  3. 3
    itchy
    Posted October 6, 2010 at 12:21 am

    I ended up kind of liking this show. Of course, at first I watched it for the freak effect and the bad acting, but the characters actually started to grow on me a bit. Though that Hasselhoff girl’s weird waxen complexion still kind of haunts me. Shame they took it off the air – they should have at least allowed the season to run out.

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