Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

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By Nads | | 12:20 pm | 9 Comments
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TMZ is reporting that Hulk Hogan is upset about his sex tape that’s being shopped to porn companies. He’s claiming that he was “secretly filmed,” and that this tape is just an “outrageous invasion of privacy.” Poor Hulk, he’s a mere victim of his good time. Hey Hulk, next time you find a glory hole make sure there are no blinking red lights!!

Think Hulk used his famous line on his sex tape…”Watcha gonna do when the hulkster runs wild on YOU?”

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Oh wait a minute. That would be filed under “comedy’ wouldn’t it?

  2. 2
    randomnicole
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    I am totally ok with not seeing that video, ever. Ickkkk.

  3. 3
    Clair Clair
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    He sure has tiny nipples.

  4. 4
    WaffleBoy
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “Think Hulk used his famous line on his sex tape…”Watcha gonna do when the hulkster runs wild on YOU?”

    I think as long as he doesn’t refer to his sperm as “my little Hulkamaniacs” we’re all getting off easy

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    Hulk punctuates the money shot with a growling, “Ooooooooh yea!”

  6. 6
    lindaw205
    Posted March 8, 2012 at 7:02 am

    OMG, thank you for that visual to have in my head while trying to drop off to sleep, sarcasatire.

    But what I really think about is having sex with him and he’s trying to get me to suck on that dot of a nipple. What would that situation call for? Magnifying glass? Microscope? Or maybe excusing myself to the bathroom so I can disappear quietly into the night cuz a hundred bucks just won’t cover everything.

  7. 7
    lindaw205
    Posted March 8, 2012 at 7:05 am

    At second glance, I think that’s a mole or a large freckle. I know, we could play “where’s hulksters nipple?” You know, toss in a few mini M/M to make things more interesting.

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 8, 2012 at 7:46 am

    Will we get to see his little hulkamaniac?

  9. 9
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 8, 2012 at 7:57 am

    Ick! Talk about images we really don’t want to see.

    Eye and brain bleach now on sale at Costco.

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