Hulk Will Be On The Market Again Soon

Watercooler

By Nads | Sunday, November 25, 2007 | 4:02 pm | 2 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler
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Poor Hulky. His wife just filed for divorce this past week, the worst part about it is that he didn’t even know until the reporter told him that the divorce papers had been submitted. Sucks for you Hulk. At 54, you have three options: you can either be someone’s sugar daddy, marry someone close in age, or go for a cougar. A cougar for you would be in her eighties. I opt that you get yourself a cougar. The two of you could have a “wrinkle-off” and live at the Wrinkle Ranch Retirement Community. Life wouldn’t be so bad: backgammon, lawn bowling, and trying to keep Nick from racing. You could get Nick a racing golf cart and give him some spinning rims to keep him from whining. Brooke could serve as the retirement community’s Vanna White pushing people around in their wheelchairs. Hulk, think about it, life at the retirement community could rock…it would certainly make for a great season of Hogan Knows Best. The divorce just maybe the kick start your career needs. Hogan Knows Best: The Hulk And His Cougar.

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Hulk lookin’ good next to his cougar
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Nick’s new wheels: Life in the fast lane. “Thanks Dad! You do know best!”
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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    TheGreatAndPowerfulShaz
    Posted November 27, 2007 at 9:25 am

    I can’t help but feel badly for this guy. 24 years of marriage, where Linda Hogan has enjoyed quite a lifestyle. Now, she gets a little “fame” and decides to leave him. Somehow, I saw this one coming.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted November 27, 2007 at 11:13 am

    I know, it’s actually so sad. I hope he picks his pieces soon. He used to work out at my gym when he lived in California and was always so chatty and SUPER nice.

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