I thought Chuck Norris Could Take A Joke

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By Nads | Thursday, December 27, 2007 | 12:14 pm | 0 Comments
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Chuck Norris is suing the Penguin Group over the satirical book, The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World’s Greatest Human. Ian Spector, a Brown University student wrote the book, and now Chuck is pissed and wants the books recalled, and destroyed! The book has all of the Chuck Norrisisms, including, Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. To bad he has never cried…Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”Chuck has been Mike Huckabee’s wingman, and has even made Chuck Norris jokes about himself during Huckabee’s campaign commercials, and now he can’t take a joke.

I understand why he’s mad that people are making money off his name, but his claim is, “Spector and publisher Penguin Group have hurt his reputation.” If they’ve hurt your reputation Chuck, then don’t play their game during your endorsements. It’s SATIRE. And, this is the most press you’ve received in years, be thankful.

Now that he’s gotten “so political” he’s taking himself way too seriously. Get over it Chuck and show me how you can win a game of Connect Four in three moves oh powerful one.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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