Idol Last Night – Poo Poo

Is it just me, or was Idol HORRIBLE last night? Let’s talk about the massacres first, because frankly, there were a lot! I’m not even going to comment on the fact that MILEY was their mentor.

Jump in…I don’t want to spoil it for anyone.

The bombs:

-Paige Miles did to Against All Odds…oooofff…I’m surprised Phil Collins didn’t call in a bomb threat during the live show to stop her.

-Tim Urban – I’ve hated this guy from day one. He.can’t.sing.

-Andrew Garcia – I’m really a sad about this one, because I’ve been rooting for him from the beginning, but Simon’s right…maybe they overrated his Straight Up performance. I don’t know what it is, but maybe he is just a one-trick pony–and is just really good at covering old pop songs. Who knows? All I know is that he’s in trouble if he doesn’t loosen up.

The Others:

-Lee Dewyze - he gave his standard Lee performance. He did great compared to the others.

-Casey James- this guy can sing, but he looks like he’s so bored up there…it’s like he’s waiting in line at Starbucks for his soy latte.

-Didi Benami - she didn’t do it for me last night. She’s not on the cutting board, but she will be in about 4 weeks if she doesn’t shape up.

-Katie Stevens-somehow I feel like she made the Fergie song sound old, but at least she took the judges’ notes and tried to act her own age…I was just happy she didn’t look like she was on her way to a Victorian tea party.

-Big Mike - whatevs. He did fine, but his performance didn’t do it for me AT ALL.

-Aaron Kelly-He did great. I’m starting to like him more.

-Crystal Bowersox-she did amazing, as usual.

-Siobhan Magnus – I love her. Her performance wasn’t as good as last week, but she could do no wrong in my eyes. Doesn’t she have serial killer qualities when she wears her glasses? Watching her interview package I was like…”um after the interview was done, did she tell the producers that she just poisoned them?”

Who’s on the cutting board? I say Paige, Tim, and Andrew. Last night was SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT.