Last night’s Idol was pretty f’n hilarious…between Mary J. Blige’s laughing fits to Ski boski, to General Larry Platt’s Pants on The Ground, I couldn’t stop laughing. Flav should consider teaming up with Larry to mix his song in auto-tune.
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool, walkin’ to the town
With your pants on the ground!
My favorite line: Gold in your mouth—hat turned sideways, Pants on the ground.
His formula: Every time he runs out of things to say, he one-ups his own dance move, and yells, “Pants on the ground.” This dude could be the next William Hung.
Pants on the ground!!!