Idol Results: WARNING: SPOILER ALERT

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By Nads | Thursday, April 22, 2010 | 12:54 am | 1 Comments
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For the first time ever American Idol eliminated a contestant on a Gives Back show, and I’m so glad my nemesis got sent home.

Before we talk about who got kicked off, I want to share my epiphany with you…and I could be WAY off, BUT…is it just me, or do the Black Eyed Peas NOT look like some random band that put a song/dance number together for a Saturday morning kids show? I swear, I never thought I’d be so over them like I am now.

Quick rundown from what I remember:

Elton John: I love Elton, and he’s so damn funny.

Mary J. Blige: I have mixed feelings on her performance..there was way too much going on.

Carrie Underwood: I love her. She did the best job of the night.

Alicia Keys: She did great…had a hard time hitting a few notes, but, pulled off a great 2-song performance.

Annie Lennox: She did amazing. Her song was simple and flawless.

Joss Stone, and Jeff Beck: Weird song choice, but nicely done.

And, the comics…

George Lopez: BIG OUCH. It made me uncomfortable to watch.

Wanda: So funny. Loved how she ripped on Idol. Truth: she’s much better on stage than she is on her talk show.

Now let’s talk about the booted contestant…

JUMP IN.

WARNING, SPOILER ALERT.

I’m SOOO happy that Tim Urban finally got the boot! It was SO well deserved!

I don’t know what I would have done if he would have made it through. I just couldn’t take another week of his horrendous singing, or his sh*t eating grin. America finally got it right.

Sorry Tim, I’m sure you’re a sweet guy, but Idol gave back to me by kicking you off.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    bookmatch
    Posted April 22, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Glad to see Doofus gone. But I had pretty much the opposite reactions to the performances. Alicia Keys really cannot sing, if that performance is any indication. Flat, off-key etc.

    And I thought Stairway to heaven was excellent musically, but good god almighty, Mary Blige was not a good pick to sing that song. (And I doubt she’d ever heard it before the rehearsals). Poser.

    And Joss Stone stomping around and grimacing during what’s supposed to be a slow seductive blues song? Uh, no.

    But … Carrie Underwood was excellent, and the only singer who seemed wrapped up in the song and passionate.

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