In Case You Missed It: President Obama On The Tonight Show Talking Donald Trump

56 Comments

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   alice
   Posted October 25, 2012 at 4:13 am

   well at lest obama was’nt dressed like “ice queen” ann romney was…the clothes she was wearing she forget to bring the whip and handcuffs…

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   TPS reports
   Posted October 25, 2012 at 5:41 am

   Didn’t watch – Trump is ridiculous if this is what he was always going to announce. It might have been to just f###k with Allred, which I would support 100%. She is lower than an amoeba.

   Did they ask about the emails that came out on Benghazi? Or was it a cakewalk for the Pres?

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   Mister_Dangerous
   Posted October 25, 2012 at 7:52 am

   Pssst: Nads: (Have Flipit read over your content above for the “name” mistake.)

   YAY OBAMA!

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   Faye
   Posted October 25, 2012 at 7:57 am

   The funniest part is how he started it “we grew up together in Kenya”

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   Nads
   Posted October 25, 2012 at 9:29 am

   Ha! Thanks Mister D! My BAD!!!! I was so tired when I wrote that post! I’ll fix now

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   Valkiria
   Posted October 25, 2012 at 11:53 am

   Yeah, as president Obama is a great comedian!

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   KartofflMuter
   Posted October 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm

   Why does Trump do this? Is he suffering from early onset canine Alzheimers or has somebody spiked his shampoo?

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   kthxbai
   Posted October 25, 2012 at 2:47 pm

   @KartofflMuter If you mean for that stuff on his head Trump doesn’t use shampoo. He has to buy special moebius cleaner.

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   tvsnarkeling
   Posted October 25, 2012 at 3:08 pm

   On the view today Babwa Waltas told Trump to “Shut the F up!!” (I am paraphrasing).

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    KartofflMuter
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    @kthxbai-I saw a picture of ” it?he?she” flying in the breeze. I assume it has an end.But he needs to feed it. It’s alive. And it’s not human.

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    Where's My Coffee?
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 4:25 am

    Does this President even give a crap about the Americans killed in Benghazi?? It’s positively shameful that he’s yucking it up on The View, Jon Stewart & Leno and he couldn’t find the time to give the order to save Americans being slaughtered in Libya. Unbelievable. Even more unbelievable are the partisans who will ignore this atrocity.

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 5:22 am

    @ Where’s my Coffee I think you meant to post this on cnn.com. This is the fun snarky site. No worries. Others have made the same mistake.

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    itchy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 7:00 am

    Yes, that’s right, the President must be serious one hundred percent of the time, no let up, no time even to take a shit. How dare he smile? For all we know, he probably even jokes around with his kids! The nerve! Doesn’t he know that 40 years of bankrupt Republican geo-politics have placed us in a permanent state of war? The enemy is EVERYWHERE! Ready! Aim! Fire!

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    snowshoecat
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 7:09 am

    @ClasSay, we have to realize that some people don’t know what a snark even looks like.

    Indeed, it happens all the time.

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    KartofflMuter
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 10:28 am

    @where’s my coffee- in the pot. The mistake you made was,you should have put the pot in your coffee.
    I suggest you join the Tee party and put a hole in one ear and out your other.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 10:34 am

    KM: You should recognize Trump’s headpiece. It’s a native of the same galaxy you are from. One that is far far away….

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    KartofflMuter
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 11:03 am

    Gypsy-Keep your chastity belt on,sweety. Jealousy is an awful thing. It’s a pre-existing condition. Don’t worry-Obama care has you covered.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 11:07 am

    KM: Close you legs to married men. Obama wouldn’t look at you once, never mind twice.

    Get a grip.

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    KartofflMuter
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 11:21 am

    What the hell is your rant today? Stop rinsing your head in the toilet. It’s a bad bad habit. Go back to the gutter.
    Is that the only place your mind goes? I’m going back to ordering my Dus Gagee because my HUSBAND is giving it to me for Bijoya/Christmas thank-you very much- an-aha-Suburbia has a sari and/or suit piece waiting for her here till I get her shipping address . And my son’s company turned a profit,finally so he was able to pay himself a salary for the first time so–good news everywhere. (Hurrah for me.) And boo to your sour grapes.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Look lady you’re an idiot. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR RAMBLING.

    I was totally gonna cry about this but now, I’m not.

    NEXT!

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    I see you are quoting all of the house wives today Gypsy.

    @SSC it’s running more rampant these days.

    Everything the President says is not political. Some times the presidents will make a joke, take a jog, eat pizza and even have a beer. I mean they are human…or aren’t they?!?!?! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    As sure as my name is Gypsy Maven, KartofflMuter is gonna type another rant.

    There’s a book in there somehwere.

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    crankyguy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    I seem to remember Democrats complaining constantly about Bush taking too many vacations. Is my memory bad? It was “Such and such is happening and Bush is on vacation! AGAIN!!! Impeach his stupid ass.”

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    crankyguy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    I’m gonna test my memory again. Didn’t KM vow a month or so back to never waste her time again on this site?

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    snowshoecat
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    We should do some research and compile all the rants and get the published.

    Better yet, put them in a time capsule and have some poor devils in the 23rd century read them and wonder what a sick, delusional race of morons 21st century people were.

    Who’s sari now?

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    I’m not sure of the time frame cranky but yes you are correct about her statement. And Bush taking a shitton of vacations!

    @SSC.

    Isn’t that an 80′s song? Journey perhaps?

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    crankyguy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    I thought so. I believe when she came back from that vow that she was actually acting rational and non-confrontational, for a day or two.

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    itchy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    It wasn’t so much that Bush was on vacation all the time. It’s that, even when he wasn’t, he didn’t bother to show up for work.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    BINGO Cranky! For one hot minute she was!

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    Mimo
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 10:38 am

    I know we all talk about Pres Obama inheriting a big mess. Agree he did. But who did he inherit it from? For the two years prior to his being elected, both the Congress and Senate were controlled by the Dems.

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    “I know we all talk about Pres Obama inheriting a big mess.”

    Who’s we?!?!?! The people on cnn.com?

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    Mimo
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    @ classy – sorry. My bad. I must have got carried away reading about Benghazi, 40 years of bankrupt Republican geo-politics and Bush’s vacations.

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    Valkiria
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 4:19 am

    Mimo, we shall not talk bad about dear leader!

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    classy drunk
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 4:53 am

    @Mimo, You mean Itchy’s joke in reference to another person that should have been on cnn.com?!?!?!

    Key word Joke, as in snark, as in the point of this website?

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    classy drunk
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 6:40 am

    You can most certainly speak bad about our dear leader. Just on the sites that are for that. This site is for snark. Now if we can just focus on being snarky about the Donald then all would be right in the world…

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 6:47 am

    I was totally going to say something about Bengazi but, now I’m not.

    Next!

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    Valkiria
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Of course! How dumb I am! Thank you for setting me straight, c drunk!

    Next!

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Any time!

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    KartofflMuter
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    Bush is in the Caymans. Oh the Irony. Shut up Gyp-or why don’t you donate to ActBlue instead of Act stupid?

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    Valkiria
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Karto, Pres Bush is rich, he was rich even before being President. Pres Obama, who loves to pose as “one of us ” became rich through politics, and just last week or so bought a 45M beachfront mansion in Hawaii!

    And, c drunk, get off your high horse! Last I checked you are not a mod here!

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 11:05 am

    I was just offering up help. I want your thought to be heard by the right forum. Do you have to be a moderator for that? Is this the world we live in?

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Are you endorsing act stupid with that comment?

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    sarcasatire
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Valkiria. you sound so stupid with that comment. Bush was born rich..yay, so let’s praise the wealth of a man who was born to wealthy parents!! He’s “one of us!” Now the man that made his own way, what in this meritocracy of a society, he’s the one to disparage! Study hard? Pfft! Ivy league college and grad school. Pfft! If he wasn’t born into he, he should never be accepted into it. Hear that, kids? Don’t ever try to rise above your station by hard work and excellence. That place should only be occupied by elitist and people like, Valikiria…who will never be one of them, but like any crab in the bucket, hates when other people of her birth station surpass her in accomplishments and wealth. So she’s ready to pull them back down to the bottom.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 11:51 am

    So Valkira is endorsing stupid also? This is some kind of organization.

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    featherhead
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    I’m sooo confused!

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    snowshoecat
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Ya know, for a snark site that exists for people to have fun, some people are getting pretty mean, and my eyes are on you @valki and @KM.

    We’re s’posed to snark on the tv shows, not one another. Telling a fellow Gasmi to shut up?

    Tsk tsk.

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    I MOS DEF agree @SSC this place it reeking of political rehtoric when, I surmise, our dear Nads was trying to provide some levity in a time of turmoil. While on the pooper of all places!

    As for the hater…or KartofIhavenoclue, my dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well, as it I can bet dollars to donuts (Dunkin please, I’m from Boston of course) that you will attack when you find my presence absent. Rookie move.

    Now, I challange you and your very well edu-ma-cated, not at all overrated, (I think I need a prayer), husband and all your umpteen degrees, you hold together to get this through your Pentagon level-grade concrete brain.

    THIS IS A SNARK SITE.

    Not a political site, not a site to fight or ramble the nonsencial (albiet) comment gold you spin with all your smokey topaz and saris so that we want to voluntarily burn our own brain cells. Comment wars are of course welcome but, isn’t this all in the name of fun?

    Let’s set that point aside for a moment though and, let me make a few observations:

    *You seem to love to hurl viscious insults but, can’t take what you dish out. My beloved grandfather recently ended a 10 year battle with Althzeimer’s so, I find that no laughing matter but, enough with the personal.

    *Being the Preseident will with almost 100% centainty catapult them into the top 1% due to the pay grade and, the subsequent engagements and opportunites being the President entails. That also goes for any self made man or woman in this country. Do you hate Oprah too? Bill Gates? Steve Jobs? Dave Thomas, as well?

    *I would like for you and your husband to take a hard look at your retirement plan that he almost cetainly earned though his decades of hard work. I would bet dollars to donuts (Dunkin, again) that he also has overseas investments that are likely sheltered in part in the Cayman Islands or some such place. Fact is, increasingly throughout this country PUBLIC and private insitutional funds are turning to Alternative Investments (i.e., HEDGE FUNDS: evilllllllllll) as a viable source of alpha generation to fund the long term plans of thousands of denfined contribution or definted benefit plans that are currently severly underfunded so….even though a lot of that was way over your head, I’ll DUMB it right down to your level:

    *Before you FLIP out FIND out. Or else you might leave youself looking like an uneducated dolt who just rambles on for the sake of rambling b/c someone let you and the internet have an extramatrial affair.

    And, my dear, not that I have to justify anything to you or, anyone else; I will let you in on this little piece of my life…I AM THE PRODUCT OF A FULL ACADEMIC & ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIP and turned down schools you would cry to get into. (DOWN ego, DOWN!)

    I hope you take your meds tonight and get better soon…it would be so AMAZING to see out run this race you are having with insanity. The gap is closing…cause you’re acting like a rooty-toot, a nincompoop…

    and soon I’m gonna have to let you pass me by.

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    Anniehall
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Hey, just think for a minute! What does merit, working hard, excellence have to do with being able to buy a $45 million home? As an elected official, the President is better paid than the 99%, but come on, not that much better!

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    snowshoecat
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    @Gypsy

    *Standing ovation. Long. Slow. Clap*

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    @SSC….I am humbled beyond words….(bowling deeply)

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    snowshoecat
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    @Annie, we haven’t verified the purchase, so it may be premature.

    Have you noticed how being president of these united (sort of) states causes a man (so far) to age? Look at initial inaugaration pics and compare them to pics taken at the end of the first term. I wouldn’t have the job for all the money in the world.

    Yest, the presidency pays well, and I’m sure every president has also had financial advisors to help invest the money very wisely. But can you imagine putting up with the stress of the job? Congress? Foreign affair? national debt… I could go on and on, but don’t want to turn this into a rant.

    If he did buy an estate on the beach in Hawaii, good for him. He earned it. It’s a thankless job and he desrerves some perks. Let’s face it, they all have.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    @Gyp ( I want to turn it into a GOOD thing and not the slur that KM intended) you are a very smart lady and expressed yourself so well.

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    @SSC, thank you. And I agree, let’s turn this into a positive…as I said comment war is part of the fabric of this site and it is something I and others thrive on when taken with a grain of salt. I’m thankful this site is not riddled with Mod intervention like other sites. (That would suck balls!)

    But, hurling insults w/o base or reason is not fun. Amirite?

    I miss the days of a good old century mark punctuaed with an enthusiastic “COCK!” All in together now.

    Ok Gasmii…I’m OUT *drops mic*

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    sarcasatire
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    @Gypsy. my favorite was. “very well edu-ma-cated, not at all overrated, (I think I need a prayer)..”

    Brilliant!

    KM, sari. So sari.

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    Thank you but Sarcas, she keeps on passin’ me byyyyy…..she keeps on passin’ me…..

    And really, that’s that. Sooo sari!

    On to the next one…

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    classy drunk
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 6:11 am

    It’s as if you went to school for finance or something Gypsy?!?!?!