In Case You Missed It: The Jersey Housewives Fight!

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   kdognatl
   Posted July 13, 2010 at 4:40 am

   Yay it was pretty hilarious. Danielle total drama queen. I do agree Teresa totally instigated that. But my fave was also Jacqueline playing her phone and pretending to be into that convo. I actually got my honey to watch (he HATES reality tv) and we were both dying laughing at that part. Jacqueline was pretty funny on Watch What Happens too.

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   Honeybee
   Posted July 13, 2010 at 7:39 am

   This episode was just like the heyday of Jerry Springer. Danielle got EXACTLY what she wanted. She made herself look like the victim in front of a crowd of people. She went to the event, pissed off that Teresa and Jacqueline were invited and got more irritated that they were sitting at Kim’s table. Danielle wanted a scene. Her intent is to milk that event for pity and sympathy. I think Danielle is a true con-artist. She knew what to do to get under their skin. Everything on Danielle’s end was calculated.

   That being said, Teresa completely instigated the whole fight. I don’t like Teresa to begin with, and this just made her look like Jersey Trash. What was worse is that she thought it was funny. She is just as delusional as Danielle. I tell ya…she hates Danielle because she sees herself in Danielle. She may not have done the exact same things as Danielle (extortion, kidnapping etc) but Teresa is CRAZY. When Danielle challenged Teresa’s financial status, Teresa freaked out. The idea that people would think that Teresa was poor jersey trash sent her over the edge.

   Jacqueline’s behavior was pretty bad too. She verbally went after Danielle screaming “I read your police report!” Her daughter is completely out of control. She tried to be best friends with her daughter for way too long…and now that the cameras are running she wants to be a parent. Sorry, it doesn’t work that way. Ashley needs to spend some time in jail, and she needs to pay for the court costs herself. Jacqueline and Chris need to either cut her off. By supporting her (car, no rent, giving her money) she is free to live without responsibility. The more I watch Jacqueline, the more she feels like Lynn Curtin. She is acting one way with Ashley in-front of the cameras…and another way off camera. Making Ashley act out because her mother is acting like a hypocrite.

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   lOS ANGELES 1993
   Posted July 13, 2010 at 8:40 am

   Team Teresa. Danielle got what she deserved. I was so happy when I saw the film of Ashley yanking her “weave”, Im suprised if she had a bald spot like she claimed, that she didnt show it to the cameras.

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   mere2142
   Posted July 13, 2010 at 8:58 am

   Wow that was entertaining. I agree Danielle got exactly what she wanted but Teresa didn’t come off looking very good. I loved how Danielle’s complaint to the police was that she yanked her hair and made her break her shoe. Her bodyguard proved himself to be pretty useless. I wish Danny had been there…that would have been even funnier with him in the mix!

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   Faye
   Posted July 13, 2010 at 11:01 am

   We all know full well if Danielle had been snatched bald as she claimed she would have showed her injuries to the camera, had about 200 stitches, pictures to flash etc .. She waited for a crowd to gather and yelled WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME and then took off running, and was calm until she got on the phone with the police. Please tell me everyone even heard to dispatcher basically tell her to calm down and STFU

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   Caps2
   Posted July 13, 2010 at 1:05 pm

   So the writer of this blog think it’s perfectly ok to go around chasing crazy people and pulling their hair? Because they yell that you’re in foreclosure? Sad. This is what America has come to.

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   Nads
   Posted July 13, 2010 at 2:14 pm

   I don’t think it’s okay…I was just wildly entertained by last night’s episode. Danielle is bat sh*t crazy, and Teresa is out of her mind. The show is kind of awesome.

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   Deanie32
   Posted July 13, 2010 at 8:48 pm

   Agree with Honeybee. Show is getting too tiring to watch. When Theresa described to Joe what went down I thought to myself,”Theresa does everything she accuses Danielle of doing. Danielle can’t be all wrong. Look at her girls, great grades, behaved, good work ethic for the older one and they are respectful.

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   CholusIndeed
   Posted July 13, 2010 at 8:51 pm

   Man Teresa pisses me off so much. She just annoys the hell out of me. And no, I am not sticking up for you Danielle, you crazy bitch, so stop feeling vindicated just because people don’t like Teresa. Teresa could have prevented that whole thing. SO annoying. Also annoying? That insanely horrible little brat, Ashley. What a waste. The whole time she was being talked to she just wouldn’t listen and wouldn’t STOP with the stupid bullshit. “I’m 18 now, I can do whatever I want…blah blah blah blah.” One of my favorite quotes from HEATHERS is when Veronica’s mom says that usually when children are complaining about not being treated like adults, it’s usually because they are. Ashley REALLY needs a group of Heathers to play croquet over her disembodied head.

   The part where Jacqueline was talking to the “energist” was the most awesome thing in the world though. I was laughing my ass off.

   BTW, I agree Nads, this show is way awesome.

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    Robinez
    Posted July 13, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Bankruptcy Whore.Yup that’s her name from here on out as far as I am concerned.When you are dealing with a prostitution whore at least you know you are gonna get fucked beforehand.

    Did you see the look in banruptcy whore’s face when she was in the parking lot? She looked like she was enjoying it way too much.Her kids will see this eventually.Then again,by that time they will probably be vultures that thrive on taking advantage.Either in business or personal relationships.

    Danielle isn’t my favorite by any means,but she was set up.Plain and simple.They are all trash anyway.Can’t wait to see Twunty’s take on it through her re-cap.

    TC,Robin

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    Robinez
    Posted July 13, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    “Ashley REALLY needs a group of Heathers to play croquet over her disembodied head”

    hahah Shit the bed,that was truly funny and too on point.Never thought of a Heather’s reference in regard’s to her,but it works!

    TC,Robin

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    chemgal
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 5:16 am

    Robinez, love it! Bankruptcy Whore it is! I too think Danielle is nuts, but the whole scene would have been avoided if Teresa didn’t start it all. Honeybee is right, Teresa is fixated on Danielle for some reason. There is something about her that hits too close to home for Teresa and she can’t let it go. And deanie brings up a great point. Danielle’s girls seem much more likely to be good contributors to society than Teresa’s 4 spoiled brats. As Jackie O once said, in the end, if you messed up raising your kids, nothing else you’ve done matters.

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    njgasmifan
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 6:43 am

    I also loved how Bankruptcy Whore felt like she didn’t have to talk to the police – “Waa? I di-ent do anyting”. She WAS enjoying the ruckus too much, and was enjoying pushing Danielle’s buttons. I also loved how when Danielle was in the car, and her phone rang she said to the “bodyguard” in a very cold, demeaning way “you answer it, I don’t know who this is”. When she found out it was the police, suddenly she couldn’t breathe and was sobbing and gasping. Puleeze, we all know that was a total act for the po-po.
    I wish with all my heart that Chris would follow through and dump that piece of trash Ashley at the curb. When Jackie first confronted her and said “I told you not to do anything” Ashley’s response was “sure, take Danielle’s side”. What a clueless, spoiled and stupid brat she is. Chris and Jackie should have shut it down (well, years ago) with the facebook war. Who pays for the phone and the computer? Daddy? Then take it away and let her see what “being 18 and able to do what you want” really means.

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    chemgal
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 7:30 am

    Bankruptcy whore needs to add “liar, liar, pants on fire” to her resume. “I live in a 5 million dollar home” try 2 million. Still a nice amount, but for a broad who wants to nitpick all the time, I think adding 3 million onto anything is a bit much.

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    shantigal
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Ruptcy Who-are might live in a million dollar home, but she doesn’t own it.

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    nads
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 8:30 am

    njgasmifan: I was DYING when Danielle told the bodyguard–”you answer the phone” i was like bitch, who else would be calling you now??? All of those women are out of their minds!

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    CholusIndeed
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 9:50 am

    Thanks Robin! And might I say, in turn, that “Bankruptcy Whore” is a stroke of genius. Love.it. So it is written and so shall she be named. Too bad she probably can’t read.

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    skatt
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 10:44 am

    I loved when Teresa tried to say “cleavage” and we got “cleavLege”. I think she also fudged “forclosure”, although maybe she just didn’t want to speak that word out loud.

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    njgasmifan
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 11:43 am

    @skatt – I loved that too! It must be hard to communicate when just a short time ago all you could verbalize were grunts. CleavLege cracked me up as well!!!

    @Nads – so true, they ARE all out their minds! But they make for some mighty fine entertainment…

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    Baxter
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    Robin- totally on board with bankruptcy whore or B-whore for short.

    I think Danielle is a train wreck but a sad pathetic one that only hurts herself. However, B-Whore’s actions make us all pay. How freaking dare her brag about her house when we are the ones footing the bill?? Bitch don’t brag about not being foreclosed on. You should be embarrassed and hand that house back. If you are in $11 million in debt and you make $200k a year you should have everything you own taken from you. Sorry but this subject really enrages me. There are so many of us out here working hard, doing the right thing and then this clown gets to live the lifestyle she does and have us footing the bill.

    Anyway, Ashley is probably going to look back on this in five years and want to die of embarrassment. Unfortunately all her stupid 18 yr old decisions are documented for all of us to see.

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    Sassygrl72
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    It’s probably 5 million when you add all the items furnishing it too.

    Anyone else notice how she screamed about her house not being in foreclosure, and then, during her interview, simply said that it’s none of Danielle’s business? Plus, the look on Joe’s face when Teresa said that Danielle said that? Yeah, I hate Danielle, but she got it right that time.

    As for Danielle…I hate people who always play the victim. She has absolutely no sense of self-awareness. She really thinks that she doesn’t like to talk bad about people? That’s all she does! She really thinks that she has a backbone? She runs and hides behind “bodyguards.” She expects people to give her respect? She gives none to anyone else! She is a freaking trainwreck.

    However, the worst of the bunch has to be Kim G. She redefines two-faced.

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    Robinez
    Posted July 14, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Thanks guy’s re;Bankruptcy Whore.I wish I could take full credit for it.My girlfriend said “she is just a bankrupt fame whore” and I shortened it.

    Did anyone else notice when she was on “watch what happens”,she kept repeating the phrase “is bitch better”? It is like she wants it to be a part of the vernacular of the housewives franchise, kinda like prostitution whore.

    TC,Robin