I loved last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey so much. Danielle is a complete lunatic. She’s not Mel Gibson cra-cra, but she’s close.
My favorite moments from last night’s episode:
-When the cops came, and said, “Was anyone injured?” And, Danielle responded dramatically, “My hair was pulled!”
-Danielle yelling about her broken heal, and being assaulted was amazing. I mean, is pulling a weave even considered assault??
-Ashley coming back to the country club yelling, “I pulled her weave, it wasn’t her real hair!”
-Teresa imitating Danielle’s broken heel walk to Joe.
-And last, I loved when the energist called Jacqueline–and what did Jacqueline do? She sat in her car listening to her on speaker while she played on her iPhone. It.doesn’t.get.better.
I think Teresa completely provoked the fight, but I don’t think she was expecting Danielle to go ape sh*t on her. Did you see Teresa’s face when Danielle yelled that Teresa’s house was in foreclosure? Wow! That was straight up mob–she insulted her family by saying that, and NOBODY insults The Giudices! Now Ashley pulling Danielle’s weave–she probably should have avoided the crazy b*tch, but it was kind of amazing.
Only in Jersey…
Here’s the fight in case you missed it:
Get over yourself Danielle, and stop being so dramatic!
Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.