***Please welcome our newest contributor, the fetus of Kim Kardashian. He/she will be blogging here until birthing season.
I’m Kimye’s baby. I could tell you my name but Kris has offers pending.
Lucky for me, I got grandfathered into the Kardashian Dynasty and I am getting my own fragrance without even having to release a sex tape. #truth
This is me.
Check out how big my head is! That’s nothing compared to how big my dong’s gonna be. Probably. Unless I’m a chick.
That’s right! That’s how I do. Get used to it.
Don’t be hatin on me because I have the best digs in town. I’ll be doin all y’all a favor by giving you a peep down on straight up Celeb womb life livin’!
Being Kimye’s baby, you best buh-lieve I be making the big G’s. Already putting the Royals baby picture bids to shame. Say hello to the NEW ROYALTY English B*TCHES!!!!!!!! GLENDALE!
Holla back if you wanna see what I’m up to. Or don’t. Shoot.