It’s Baby Time B*&$ch!!

Watercooler

By TheNooch | Wednesday, January 9, 2013 | 8:45 pm | 2 Comments
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Posted in: Baby Kardashian Blog, Watercooler

***Please welcome our newest contributor, the fetus of Kim Kardashian. He/she will be blogging here until birthing season.

Embry-YO!What whuuuuuut!

I’m Kimye’s baby. I could tell you my name but Kris has offers pending.

Lucky for me, I got grandfathered into the Kardashian Dynasty and I am getting my own fragrance without even having to release a sex tape. #truth

 

This is me.

Check out how big my head is! That’s nothing compared to how big my dong’s gonna be. Probably.  Unless I’m a chick.   

That’s right! That’s how I do. Get used to it.

Don’t be hatin on me because I have the best digs in town. I’ll be doin all y’all a favor by giving you a peep down on straight up Celeb womb life livin’!

Being Kimye’s baby, you best buh-lieve I be making the big G’s. Already putting the Royals baby picture bids to shame. Say hello to the NEW ROYALTY English B*TCHES!!!!!!!! GLENDALE!

Holla back if you wanna see what I’m up to. Or don’t. Shoot.

 

 

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The nooch is 5 foot 3.  She hates sushi and once she watched a movie on Lifetime from start to finish without making a sarcastic comment.  Once.  That's all.

Listen to her talk on her podcast here: www.megaboomradio.com

2 Comments

  1. 1
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 3:29 am

    You say all that now. But what happens when you get accidentally swapped with a regular kid and end up in a shotgun shack in the trailer part end of the projects with a 14 yr mom that got rejected from Teen Mom 4 and for food stamps?

    And it turns out your daddy’s from a super religious family and not allowed to even date so he’s grounded.

    You should start now thinking up a secret sign to be sure the world will recognize you. Specially Ryan Secrest.

  2. 2
    Mimo
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 9:28 am

    OMG – I don’t know which is funnier – the baby blog or the first comment! thank you both for a hysterical read.

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