It’s Official: Madonna Is Super Bowl Bound

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By Nads | Monday, December 5, 2011 | 10:16 am | 12 Comments
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Madonna is Super Bowl bound February 5th. Her performance will be “imagined” by Cirque du Soleil and Jamie King. Jamie King has directed for Madonna, Britney, Rihanna and Ricky Martin. Sounds like it’s going to be a big Tony Danza Extravaganza sans Tony Danza.

Side note: I was listening to Howard Stern last week talking about Guy Ritchie and how happy he is now that Madonna is out of his life. Anyway, Howard went on dishing on how Madonna doesn’t have any friends left. I guess she got a too little friendly with Chris Martin and Gwyneth cut her off–which resulted in a domino effect of Madonna losing a ton of her friends. I don’t know if the rumor is true, but it made me laugh. Madonna is friendless.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Angela
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Continuing the tradition of completely irrelevant Super Bowl halftime acts. This would have been great about 20 years ago.

  2. 2
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 11:01 am

    Gives me twenty minutes of muted TV to prep the snacks for the second half.

  3. 3
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Nothing says “Amuurica” like Cirque Du Soleil. Well, it should be interesting provided that she remembers to drop the “english” accent and that yoga poses have to be done with clothes on.

  4. 4
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 11:17 am

    Cirque du Soleil gives me the creeps. I don’t get what they’re going for. At all. Not even a little bit.

  5. 5
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 11:20 am

    Oh, and Nads: Please! A little warning if you’re gonna post a picture of Midge’s upper arms! Vlad the Impaler would be jealous of those flappy bat wings!

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    You skeptics will all turn around once a muscled boob pops out.

  7. 7
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    She and Demi Moore must go to the same “trainer” and “stylist.” After a certain age, keep your arms covered. Please.

  8. 8
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    Methinks “Cirque Du Jurque” would be more fitting…and I’m with you, NWOMTV – they invoke the same level of discomfort as mimes. Dirty, skeezy, weirdo mimes.

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    How does New Edition keep getting passed over for this gig? They put on such a great show….

  10. 10
    Sassygrl72
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Madonna is gonna KILL IT! Haters.

  11. 11
    WaffleBoy
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 9:33 am

    The real question for me is why do they keep doing this kind of halftime show? You know they spend more time setting the stage up and tearing it down then the artist actually spends performing, and how can people get jazzed to watch anyone either badly lip sync a 10 minute medley of their greatest hits, or a 10 minute live version medley of their greatest hits with amazingly shitty acoustics? I mean if you are even remotely serious about what you are doing as an artist why do you sign-up for this crapfest? And don’t say the money, because they don’t offer you a super bowl halftime show unless you are rolling in money like Scrooge McDuck.
    Why don’t they just man up, and show 30 straight minutes of commercials, so we can eat our hot wings and three bean salad in peace?

  12. 12
    Detinha
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    I’m glad she doesn’t loathe America, just hydrangeas, those evil flowers!

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