“A designer is only as good as the star who wears their clothes.” – Edith Head
For me, The 85th Annual Academy Awards is all about the pre-show, the arrival of the movie stars and the walk down the RED CARPET! I don’t care who wins. I didn’t see a single one of the movies nominated this year. I never do. I’m more invested in TV shows! My point is this, I will be in the TVgasm Forums during the “Red Carpet” arrivals. I’ll be posting fashion pictures and making comments on what I see while I’m there. Does that sound like fun? Then join me here and we can decide who’s the “Best Dressed” and who bought something from Project Runway.
So I’ve got Wolfgang Puck catering our little “Oscar Party” and for music I thought I might bring in someone who could really entertain us all. It was a toss up between two greats, but I had to go with my gut and I’m sure you will all be pleased with my choice…..
The “Biebs”, he’s perfect for our party! He can roll the doobies and pass ‘em around and at the end of the night, he can be our designated driver in his ‘oh so sweet’ Ferrari. All the while he can serenade us with his teeny-bopper songs! My other choice was Chris Brown. but he was expecting to street brawl this weekend.
These fellows will be our servers for the night, passing out champagne and hor’ d’oeuvres They will be working for tips only, so I hope you do right by them, if you know what I mean. I bought them cute little aprons to wear and they will be painted gold like “Oscar”!
Of course, no one else could be my hostess but my BFF Klhoe Kardashian! She needs to hone up on her public speaking anyways, cuz those ass-wipes at X-Factor say she can’t read a teleprompter. I’m having one brought to the party just so we can make a game out of it… like KARAOKE! WOOHOO!
No party would be complete without my “Guest of Honor”. I wouldn’t dream of having a party without inviting this person and I know you will ALL be thrilled to see who it is! By the way, all drinks will be compliments of ……
OH and I’ve got a great HOT TUB in the front yard for anyone wanting to take a dip before the Academy Awards Show thatstarts at 8:30pm ET on ABC.
You just hafta share with the ducks.
So this is the TVgasm “Oscar Party” I have planned for tomorrow night. It’s going to be fantastic! So make sure you sign in to the forums early and get a good seat. You don’t want to miss any of the action. Remember anything that happens in the forums, stays in the forums! OH, I almost forgot! You want to know who the “Guest of Honor” is. Silly me, I almost forgot the best part of the party!