It’s OSCAR Day!

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By Chooch | | 1:37 am | 15 Comments

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 24, 2013 at 2:21 am

    I’ll be there my love and thanks for the vote of confidence. I loves me some Oscar and Chooch’s take on them!!!

  2. 2
    lindaw205
    Posted February 24, 2013 at 7:58 am

    I’m sorry but you’re wrong. Tonight is The Walking Dead night!

    However, I will be poking my head in for your hilarious commentary.

  3. 3
    lindaw205
    Posted February 24, 2013 at 8:02 am

    Oh, and I have a request. Could you please make fun of Wolfy Puck, please? I can’t stand him. I know he won’t be on the red carpet but I’m sure you can come up with something!

  4. 4
    chooch850
    Posted February 24, 2013 at 11:53 am

    @lindaw, the Red Carpet happens BEFORE the Academy Awards show! It’s when the STARS ARRIVE! They will be in they’re seats by the time “The Walking Dead” comes on.

    E! covers the Red Carpet starting at 5;30pm ET with Jiuliana Rancic and Ryan Seacrest at the helm. That’s 2:30pm on the West coast. Those stars are up at the crack of dawn getting ready just so I can make fun of what they are wearing in a few hours!

    ABC, which is airing the Acadamy Awards at 8:30pm ET, will be doing the Red Carpet thing at 7pm ET. This is when the “bigger” stars show up. Their “hosts” will be Jess Cagle, Kristen Chenoweth, Kelly Rowland and Lara Spencer.

  5. 5
    Detinha
    Posted February 24, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    The Red Carpet AKA The Walking Dead, Chooch! :p

    The Oscars, rich people congratulating themselves! And us, making fun of them!!

  6. 6
    Detinha
    Posted February 24, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    BTW, couldn’t you have arranged for Chris Brown to have his fight on the Red Carpet?!

  7. 7
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 24, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    Twitter commentary was great. Can we tawk dresses please?

  8. 8
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 12:29 am

    “Do you know how much money it took to get her there? Jet, Secret Service, Dress, Ground Transportation and local police? I am pretty sure that there is a charity out there somewhere that could have used the money that was spent for this frivolous superficial photo op.

    Helluva way to show the nation that while you understand the economy is tanking, you still feel no personal responsibilty to not spend taxpayers $ and perhaps forgo an Oscar party?! I betcha there is a charity out there that would have benefited big time just from the fuel cost.

    Dresses..I LOved Sandra B’s dress. Sally, red is not your color and that dress is ugly. Charlize, I have a girl crush on her anyway so she looks good in anything. Kristen Chenowerth! Puurty. Glad to see that Adele’s tailor ran out of tablecloths. She looked lovely.

  9. 9
    lindaw205
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 12:39 am

    @Robin – I know, right? I would love to know how much that cost us.

    Adele must have gotten a new stylist. I think Melissa McCarthy needs to do the same thing. Brandi Glanville, too.

  10. 10
    chooch850
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 1:32 am

    OMG!! The First Lady wasn’t there!!! She was at the White House and it was a satellite connection so what the hell’s the big fucking deal! Don’t even start going political in any of my articles cuz you will regret it!

  11. 11
    DutchieDevil
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 9:25 am

    Oh Brandi, don’t you hate it when your dress scrunches DOWN on you? Happens to me all the time… but then, we could also go buy (or borrow) a dress that fits us, ‘mkay?

  12. 12
    caligal
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 10:29 am

    The LAPD staffs all of the awards shows with off-duty officiers who volunteer for the evening, and are picked at random from those officers who want to work the shows. I’m sure after the week-long manhunt for a cop killer that ended with 3 cops killed, and others wounded, the LAPD enjoyed a little frivolousness. Cali-brother-in-law is on the force, which is how I know.

  13. 13
    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 10:54 am

    Did I miss something? I thought when Michelle said “Greetings from the White House”… or something along those lines, it was BLATANTLY obvious she was doing the telecast from the White House? Where is everyone getting the impression she frivolously spent all of the nation’s money to present an award in the some private backstage room at the Oscars?

  14. 14
    caligal
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 11:10 am

    @Capt, I heard the same thing as well. She was at the White House, via satellite.

  15. 15
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    I def got the impression she was at the White House.
    Could someone wake Kristen Stewart up next time before she goes on stage?

    Looking at best and worst dressed pics today. Got totally skeeved out at the gorgeous, and pregnant, Georgina Chapman and her hideous husband Harvey Weinstein. I know looks aren’t everything but MAN he’s got to have a fucking TON of money. Maybe it was in vitro. (shudder)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2284047/Oscars-2013-Pregnant-Marchesa-designer-Georgina-Chapman-dresses-month-bump-ethereal-red-carpet-gown.html

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