J.Lo Is Only A One Year A.I.Ho

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By Nads | | 2:03 pm | 3 Comments
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j.loDon’t judge me, I’ll judge you

J.Lo has officially signed a one-year $12 million deal to be a judge on American Idol. Wow, how the hell did she swing that? Paula must be so upset, that’s probably what marble mouth was making every three years. I’m not too excited about the new presence on the judges table, but the good news is that she knows a thing or two about creating, and marketing polished musical turds.

This coming year will be interesting…

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    marijai
    Posted September 14, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    UGH!!!

  2. 2
    Clair Clair
    Posted September 14, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    “musical turds” hee hee

    I stopped watching AI about three seasons ago. It’s just the same $hit, different day.

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 14, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Paula wasn’t even making that every 4 years! When they were in negotiations, she wanted $10 mil a year and AI wanted to settle on $4 mil which was an upgrade from her previous salary. I wonder how muc that was… But I guess with Simon gone, they had a bit more cash to toss around.

    Still, do we all feel that this is going to be AI’s last season and then Simon is going to premiere his X Factor singing show?

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