Jackie Chan In Karate Kid

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, January 15, 2009 | 2:01 am | 3 Comments
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Jackie Chan is in talks to play Mr. Miyagi (or a similar role) in the new Karate Kid remake. Um, I’m not on board with casting thus far at all…What’s next? Paula Abdul as Ms. LaRusso, and Spencer Pratt as Johnny the Cobra Kai?

I predict this movie to be a massive flipity flop.

Could you imagine Jackie Chan sitting on his knees with chopsticks yelling at flies, “I don’t want no trouble!”

Miyagi Chopsticks

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3 Comments

  1. 1
    hypnotoad
    Posted January 15, 2009 at 5:04 am

    What?! Why are they remaking this? Did they learn nothing from The New Karate Kid with Hilary Swank? That’s sad. Way to ruin childhood memories, Hollywood.

    Anyone remember the Nintendo Karate Kid game? That crap was hard.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted January 15, 2009 at 9:50 am

    OMG, I can’t stop laughing re: Nintendo Karate Kid game! That game was SO hard. I stuck to the old school Nintendo Karate Champ. I still can remember the Sensai, “Begin!”

    Yeah, they’re remaking it with Jaden Smith as Daniel Son (Will’s son). Super Cheesy.

  3. 3
    hypnotoad
    Posted January 15, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    What? Isn’t he like 11 or something? That is just too precious. The bad kind of precious, not like kitten precious.

    I always loved Kung Fu on Nintendo! And I remember getting really pissed on the Karate Kid game when you had to catch flies with chopsticks. What the eff?! No one could do it.

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