Jacqueline Laurita And Hubby Are Being Sued For $7.8 Million

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By Nads | | 4:18 am | 17 Comments
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It seems as if our holier than thou, Jacqueline Laurita and her husband are being sued for $7.8 million. The lawsuit is over the their once booming clothing company, Signature Apparel. Quickie version: I guess Jacqueline, her husband, and her brother-in-laws completely mismanaged the company and misused the company’s earnings for personal use–such as private plane rentals, 11 car leases, and the list goes on…Not surprised, are you?

The company went out of business August 2010, and the family declared bankruptcy two months later.

The lawsuit states:

“The Laurita brothers soon drained the Company of all of its funds and assets in order to support their families’ increasingly opulent lifestyle of private jets, limosines, extravagant parties, premium automobiles, designer clothing, ostentatious home furnishings and lavish vacations.”

Isn’t it funny how people who think their sh*t doen’t stink, stink the worst?

All I have to say is: How very Guidice of The Lauritas!

Thanks @Robinez for the link!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

17 Comments

  1. 1
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 4:30 am

    Ooooh, get that dirt! Excellent detective work, Nads! When first reading the headline, I figured Assley probably sued them for “pain and suffering” or some such shizznit…

    I always wondered why they never mentioned exactly what Chris did for a living…

  2. 2
    Thatswhatshesaid
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 4:52 am

    We never saw Jacqueline or Chrisopenly spending except for cars for Ashley. They were mostly at home. I didn’t see season 1 though. They didn’t seem shower like the Guidices or Gorgas.

  3. 3
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 6:31 am

    “ostentatious home furnishings” baaahhhahahahahah—OML- gets funnier with every reading. It is a nice house tho—I love her kitchen and that gi-gunder wine fridge.
    I wonder if one of the brothers is one of the sibs Caro doesnt speak to.
    Isnt this the second bankruptcy?? Maybe Jax will be putting her ass back on the pole for cash. I hope Assley and her extensive hat collection are not considered “assets”.
    Good thing the Brownstone has an apartment–someone will be moving in.
    I hope the skuzzy black water will pull the family thru.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 8:12 am

    uh @ hot cawfee it’s, Asslee now ;-)

  5. 5
    caligal
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 8:28 am

    My favorite part of the article is Asslee being called an ingrate.

  6. 6
    trkaelin
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 8:37 am

    Awwww, Chris, I thought you were different…….

  7. 7
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 10:34 am

    The only part I don’t get is why Jacks is being named in the suit. I didn’t think she was an owner in the company.

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Old news. Plath did you not remember Jac had to sign the papers for Ashlee’s car? I believe Chris has some credit issues. She may be part owner on paper. My bosses wives are technically owners here, but have zero to do with the business.

  9. 9
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 10:56 am

    >>>>>Maybe Jax will be putting her ass back on the pole for cash.

    If that’s plan A, the Lauritas are financially doomed.

  10. 10
    kthxbai
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 11:55 am

    I think what happens is that they get famous as a movie star so fast they get confused and start thinking they must be as rich as movie stars too.

    For example sometimes movie stars get stuff like like fancy clothes free just so they’ll get their picture made with it on. And they’ll send them jewelry to wear even if they have to give it back.

    But not everybody that’s on a reality show, including Real Housewives, even knows about all that, so they think getting their picture on the cover of Us Weekly and an invitation to the Emmys and some Mohammed Hadid parties means they can start companies and buy some airplanes.

    If the movie star has a good agent they keep on getting paid for stuff even after they’ve done it and most of them have been doing it for a while whether we think they’re talented or not so they have a ton of $.

    The reality star forgets that no matter how famous they are, all they got is a mess of fame and those Bravo checks.

    Then they end up with financial problems because 1 of the disadvantages of not being very smart is not being smart enough to hire somebody smarter than you to keep you from starting clothing line companies and going to the airplane store.

  11. 11
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    labowner, I totally forgot about that. I have tried to block out all interactions that involved Asslee this season.

  12. 12
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    @Gypsy– striking self in head— OMG YOUSE GUYS — how could I forget ???? I must be more upset that I thought!!!
    hahahahah=== my captcha code is—SCKS (sucks) hahahahahaha

  13. 13
    Thatswhatshesaid
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Good grief!!! I sure had a lot of typos!!! Sorry guys! Should have said “Chris openly” & “showy” instead of “shower”.

  14. 14
    caligal
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    I think we need to put all of the HWs on an island, Survivor style. Once a table is flipped and Miss Andy yells “prostitution worah”, they are exiled from reality TV forever. Last one standing gets to slap Miss Andy around.

  15. 15
    Thatswhatshesaid
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    LOL! @Caligal

  16. 16
    donkeykongskank
    Posted November 6, 2011 at 2:15 am

    muahahahaaaa !
    take that bitches!
    next time watch out before ya’ll spit up in the air ..
    hahahahaaaa danielle & tre’ must be laughin their arses off …

  17. 17
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 7:28 am

    @ hot cawfee, LOL, youse gotta a nice catpcha right there. Asslee SCKS!

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