Jamie Lynn’s Payday

Watercooler

By Nads | Sunday, December 30, 2007 | 12:02 am | 3 Comments
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I need a new mom

The numbers are in! Jamie Lynn got a fatty $1 million dollars for selling her story to OK! Magazine. Mom, and role model Lynne Spears was the puppet master behind all of it. Nice work mom, way to do your job parenting and exploiting your kid. Puke.The best part about this whole thing is that Britney apparently told little sister Jamie that she could move-in with her if she gets sick of Mommy Dearest, Lynne. God help them. We all know Brit can’t be a mom let alone an older sister. This makes me want to adopt Jamie. I can barely take care of myself, but I think anyone at this point could do a better job parenting.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    gigglesgirlee
    Posted December 30, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    And she’ll most likey get another million when she pops the baby out. ::sighs::

  2. 2
    krqtv
    Posted December 30, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    Think about the additional payout for keeping the secret about which old Disney executive knocked her up.

  3. 3
    Nads
    Posted December 31, 2007 at 8:08 am

    LOL. krqtv!!! And these are the days of Jamie Lynn’s life. It’s become my soap opera these past two weeks.

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