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I don’t know how I’m just coming across this story now, but it certainly caught my eye. I’ll tell you why–the story had an amazing mug shot, and a great poop story–that’s GOLD in my book. Here’s the quickie story: Dazed and Confused star Jason London got in a bar fight in Scottsdale, Arizona over the weekend with some bouncers. The details are unclear as of now because there are two sides to the story–one side says that Jason cold-clocked a bouncer who allegedly sneezed in his face, while the other report claims he got jumped by bouncers that knocked him out.
Long story short, when Jason got in the cop car he yelled, “I’m rich and I’m a motherf—ing famous actor! F—ing look me up, bitch.” He then pooped in the cop car out of retaliation and said, “I told you I’m happy as sh*t.”
Jason suffered “a right orbital fracture, a right maxillary sinus fracture, multiple contusions, multiple hematomas and concussion.” Jesus, I’d poop my pants out of pain if I were him!
I know this story isn’t supposed to be funny, but I can’t help but laugh. Who poops in a cop car? That’s one for the books and a lifetime of high-fives! I’m sure he loved sitting in his own sh*t on the way to jail. Who’s the real winner in this story? Ha.
Those poor London brothers…they used to be so cute and now they’re just a complete sh*tty mess.