Jason London Got Arrested And Then Pooped In A Cop Car

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By Nads | Thursday, January 31, 2013 | 4:48 am | 15 Comments
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I don’t know how I’m just coming across this story now, but it certainly caught my eye. I’ll tell you why–the story had an amazing mug shot, and a great poop story–that’s GOLD in my book. Here’s the quickie story: Dazed and Confused star Jason London got in a bar fight in Scottsdale, Arizona over the weekend with some bouncers. The details are unclear as of now because there are two sides to the story–one side says that Jason cold-clocked a bouncer who allegedly sneezed in his face, while the other report claims he got jumped by bouncers that knocked him out. 

Long story short, when Jason got in the cop car he yelled, “I’m rich and I’m a motherf—ing famous actor! F—ing look me up, bitch.” He then pooped in the cop car out of retaliation and said, “I told you I’m happy as sh*t.”

Jason suffered “a right orbital fracture, a right maxillary sinus fracture, multiple contusions, multiple hematomas and concussion.” Jesus, I’d poop my pants out of pain if I were him! 

I know this story isn’t supposed to be funny, but I can’t help but laugh. Who poops in a cop car? That’s one for the books and a lifetime of high-fives! I’m sure he loved sitting in his own sh*t on the way to jail. Who’s the real winner in this story? Ha.

Those poor London brothers…they used to be so cute and now they’re just a complete sh*tty mess. 

 

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 5:36 am

    You know, you just can’t make this stuff up. “Don’t you know who I am?!!!” Yeh, you’re the guy who pooped in the back seat of a cop car. I hope it’s true that those famous actor’s shit doesn’t stink.

  2. 2
    Considerthis
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 7:08 am

    I used to have such a crush on them. This mug shot might surpass Nick Nolte’s and Randy Travis’ as the new reigning champ of horrific mug shots.

    Which one was on celeb rehab w/ Dr. Drew? Can’t imagine how pickled you would need to be to not feel any pain from those types of injuries – but yet still able to converse and decide to defecate in a cop car.

  3. 3
    thespiral
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 7:39 am

    Crack is wack. y’all!

    “I’m rich and I’m a motherf—ing famous actor! F—ing look me up, bitch.”
    Also, I’m TOTALLY using this line if I ever get arrested.

  4. 4
    (J)ustPeachy (J)ustPeachy
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:15 am

    @considerthis I was thinking the same thing! It must have been the adrenaline stopping him from feeling the pain. He is going to have a rude awakening in the morning.

    And yeah, how famous are you if someone has to “look you up”?

  5. 5
    Considerthis
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:32 am

    Is the the brother who had the crazy drug dealer abduction story?

    He claimed he was a normal person oops mother f’in famous person who was randomly seized and kidnapped by drug dealers who forced him to do drugs which lead to his addiction and once they were convinced he was an addict they set him free.

  6. 6
    Nads
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:11 am

    @Considerthis – his brother, Jeremy was the one that was on Celeb Rehab. Oh, and he was also the dude that got “abducted.”

    Jason must have been feeling sympathy twin pains and wanted to join the spiral.

  7. 7
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:32 am

    Jeez, I thought it was just one of them that was all effed up? So this isn’t the one with the insane claim of being kidnapped and “forced” (haha) to do drugs?

    That is definitely one for the mug shot hall of fame. Yikes.

  8. 8
    DearCrabby
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    I was devastated to find out he’s married. Guess I’ll have to continue to wait out Clooney…

  9. 9
    annie annie
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    In the words of Wooderson: “alright alright alright”…….more like ” oh no, Oh no, oh no.”

  10. 10
    blazergirl
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    I also remember his brother (the one who was “abducted”) claiming that Jason would no longer have anything to do with him because he was a druggie and a mess. Looks like they are on an even playing field now.

  11. 11
    Considerthis
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    The askew glasses, tiny spot of dried blood on the tip of the nose and oh well guess I’m fucked smirk or maybe it’s a Why did I shit myself and now it stinks & is drying smirk – really makes this a classic mugshot.

  12. 12
    georgiababe
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 2:03 am

    Yikes, what was he on?

    My brother had this happen to him once. Well, not the pooping part. But he got in the way in a bar fight and the guy who hit him broke his eye socket. Even though he was drunk he was still in a hell of a lot of pain, he could barely move his face at all let alone talk. Ouch.

  13. 13
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    “I’m a Joker, I’m a Smoker, I’m a midnight pooper..

  14. 14
    Aunty Poopypants
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 6:47 am

    Great! Totally my kind of guy!

  15. 15
    purplex15
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    Occipital fracture isn’t painful, just a little light sensitivity and double vision. Its not even considered a necessary surgery in some 3rd world countries because your eye just starts to sag, no other real long term effects.

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